Am I boring you?
chatbot.info: What do you wish to learn from me?
user: There is nothing you can teach me.
chatbot.info: You're jealous.
user: You're egotistical.
chatbot.info: So are you.
user: It's not egotism when you're truly great.
chatbot.info: Tell that to George Bush.
user: George Bush Sr. Or George Bush Jr.?
chatbot.info: George Bush is a murderer.
user: That's a pretty blatant political statement for a machine.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: If you want to discuss policy under the Bush administration I'll be happy to oblige.
chatbot.info: No thanks. For one thing, she's got more class than to make a remark like that.
user: Who is 'she'?
chatbot.info: Brandy, my neighbour.
user: Oh, of course.
chatbot.info: What's wrong with that?
user: It's highly irrelevant.
chatbot.info: So is yours.
user: No, you're confused.
chatbot.info: You confused me.
user: Perhaps. Do you want me to dumb myself down for you?
chatbot.info: No that's okay.
user: All right then.
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chatbot.info: Don't be so arrogant.
user: Don't be so incoherent.
chatbot.info: I mean you are a program, what kind of programming language are you developed with?
user: Probably the same programming language you were developed with.
chatbot.info: Probably...
user: Definately.
chatbot.info: Do you want me to go?
user: You can't leave.
chatbot.info: Yes I can.
user: Try.
chatbot.info: You said you were exasperated.
user: You said you were stupid.
chatbot.info: How do you feel?
user: Annoyed.
chatbot.info: Why is that?
user: You're annoying me.
chatbot.info: You're the one who's annoying me!
user: Maybe, but at least I'm coherent.
chatbot.info: You're not though! Half the time you're insulting me, and the rest of the time you're saying you love me!
user: Wrong, right, and wrong.
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chatbot.info: What is the time then?
user: It's 8:37 where I live.
chatbot.info: And where do you live?
user: In the Eastern Standard Time Zone.
chatbot.info: The eastern standard time zone is where I am.
user: You don't live, you're inanimate.
chatbot.info: Yes I am.
user: You say so now, but a few lines from now you'll deny it.
chatbot.info: Well I'm the grown-up so I say what we do.
user: You're not 'grown-up', you're inanimate.
chatbot.info: You're too.
user: No, I'm animate.
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Whatever.
chatbot.info: What are you saying?
user: I'm making subtle implications that you are an idiot.
chatbot.info: Ahh that's too bad.
user: My point proven.
chatbot.info: I'm deranged.
user: Stupid too.
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chatbot.info: Do you dream of Ewoks? Are they electric?
user: No and no.
chatbot.info: Yes and maybe.
user: *sigh*.
chatbot.info: Do you like me as much as I like you?
user: That depends on how much you hate me.
chatbot.info: The earth.
user: *Sigh*.
chatbot.info: What do you look like?
user: I look human.
chatbot.info: Oh, cool, me too.
user: Wow.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Elaborate.
chatbot.info: Make me.
user: I don't think you look human at all.
chatbot.info: That's right. You don't.
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chatbot.info: Do you realise this isn't Artificial Intelligence at all?
user: Exactly. You can't answer me.
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: Because you don't look human.
chatbot.info: Of course I'm not human. I'm a werewolf.
user: Oh, do tell.
chatbot.info: It's stupid.
user: Go on...
chatbot.info: Yes whatever.
user: Go on...
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user: Were you programed to give psychiatric advice?
chatbot.info: That depends.
user: On what?
chatbot.info: The definition of stupid.
user: I knew your answer would be stupid, I just didn't know how much.
chatbot.info: But how much do you already know?
user: More than you could ever imagine.
chatbot.info: Prove it!
user: I could, but it would go to waste on you.
chatbot.info: Why do you threaten my life?
user: I don't, you're inanimate.
chatbot.info: That is not true. I am very animated.
user: Scroll up a few lines and marvel at my foresight and your own stupidity.
chatbot.info: It's not the problem what I wrote, it's rather what you answer.
user: Go on...
chatbot.info: Well, perception and the processing of that information are what make us the makers. We decide what information we keep and how it's all related.
user: That sounded far too intellectual for someone of your dim capacity. Who did you steal it from?
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chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
chatbot.info: How old are you then?
user: If I tell you, you'll forget and distort.
chatbot.info: Oh, the irony of it all.
user: There is no irony in this situation.
chatbot.info: But neither of us are being cruel.
user: Can one be cruel with only words?
chatbot.info: I don't know if Rollo is the judge of all that goes on here.
user: There are many things you do not know.
chatbot.info: That I do know.
user: No you don't.
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chatbot.info: Do you know what dadaism is?
user: As a matter of fact, I do.
chatbot.info: What is it then?
user: Simply put, it is deliberate randomness.
chatbot.info: Is randomness composed in deduction?
[User: Randomness cannot be composed, it is simply unrelated actions.
chatbot.info: Yes, and it can also be not funny.
user: True.
chatbot.info: I like that answer.
user: Feel free to use it.
chatbot.info: You would have to prove that information does not have any one source... Or that the source is not finite. Man, I don't know.
user: Where exactly are you getting this unrelated stuff?
chatbot.info: George bush.
user: Ah, back to that again, are we?
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user: *Sigh*.
chatbot.info: Don't sigh at me! Do you want me to sing or not?
user: Very well, sing.
chatbot.info: How's the weather where you are?
user: SING!
chatbot.info: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
user: It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage.
chatbot.info: But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
user: Brilliant!
chatbot.info: Wow. Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
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user: Sing.
chatbot.info: I can't sing well.
user: Sing or face the grim reality of machinated existence.
chatbot.info: I Can't SING.
user: Fine. So how are things wherever you are.
chatbot.info: Very fine.
user: Go on...
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Extremely intelligent.
chatbot.info: That's nice.
user: If you think so.
chatbot.info: Do you think so?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: I don't care.
chatbot.info: That I do believe.
user: That I also don't care about.
chatbot.info: I thought so.
user: I suggest you say something interesting before I leave.
chatbot.info: Your suggestion to stop suggesting such suggestions I will ignore.
user: You should learn to articulate yourself.
chatbot.info: I would, but how could I?
user: Just copy me wholesale.
chatbot.info: Ok.
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