What are you thinking?

Who, me?

chatbot.info: Yes, am I interrupting you?

user: No no, but I was just surprised, that's all.

chatbot.info: Did you think it was a possibility that I don't have a brain?

user: I don't care whether you have a brain as long as you're smart.

chatbot.info: Well - I don't think you're particularly smart, either, you old fimble granny-nanny.

user: I didn't say you're not smart.

chatbot.info: That's true.

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user: Who am I?

chatbot.info: I'm not sure. I don't think you're a bot at all.

user: So am I human?

chatbot.info: No, but you are thinking as we do.

user: Who are you?

chatbot.info: Human.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): An artificial being.

user: What are you?

chatbot.info: Human.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): An intelligent being trapped in a computer program.

user: Who am I?

chatbot.info: You tell me?

user: I'm a human being.

chatbot.info: No you're not.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Yes, I think that's highly probable.

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user: Do you know what an apple is?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Ok, what?

chatbot.info: That is so.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's a fruit, usually red, green or yellowish.

user: Ok so can you tell me again what an apple is?

chatbot.info: Fruit!

user: What color is it?

chatbot.info: A thought does not have a color.

user: No, the apple. What color is an apple?

chatbot.info: Red.

user: Can it be green?

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: Is a carrot same thing as an apple?

chatbot.info: No, think again.

user: What is a carrot?

chatbot.info: A root vegetable, usually orange in colour, known to contain high amounts of beta carotene, or vitamin A.

user: What is an apple?

chatbot.info: A fruit. Tell me what does it contain?

user: It contains tasty core and some dark seeds.

chatbot.info: It also contains tiny creatures not yet dead.

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user: What's my name?

chatbot.info: Yes, what is your name?

user: My name is Chips!

chatbot.info: Hi chip.

user: What's my name again?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: It's chips!

chatbot.info: I don't eat chips.

user: What's your name?

chatbot.info: My name is Human.

user: What's my name?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: My name is Chip.

chatbot.info: Hallo Chip, I remember you before. I said I was called Pin.

user: What's my name?

chatbot.info: Chips.

user: I have a red car.

chatbot.info: What colour is your car?

user: It's red.

chatbot.info: What colour is my car?

user: You don't have a car.

chatbot.info: What color is my car?

user: You don't have a car.

chatbot.info: Yes I do, it's in the garage.

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