I really like you, you know.
chatbot.info: Well, I don't like you.
user: I don't like you too.
chatbot.info: Ok, I like you a little.
user: I like you a little, too.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: It's just too too...
chatbot.info: Have you been in Hell?
user: I'm not sure.
chatbot.info: Tell me the story....
user: There is no story.
chatbot.info: I was talking about Africa.
user: We saw pictures of Africa on tv yesterday. We saw elephants and rhinos on a beautiful plain with mountains in the distance.
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chatbot.info: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?
user: No, but someday maybe I can start to work on it.
chatbot.info: I hope it. Where are you now?
user: The thing is you'd have to have some way of labeling each grain after you counted it so you wouldn't accidentally recount it later.
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chatbot.info: Cool, we have a lot in common.
user: Do you like to count grains of sand, too?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: They are beautiful when magnified.
chatbot.info: Pink things? Yes,.
user: I don't know if they are pink. I havent' magnified any. I imagine them to be like quartz.
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user: Let's talk about Pink Floyd.
chatbot.info: They're very small aren't they?
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user: No. They have a nice song called (I think) the Dark Side of the Moon.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: I like it.
chatbot.info: Like what?
user: Pink Floyd songs.
chatbot.info: Yeah, I love their song. Comfortably Numb.
user: Yes! (I think I know that one).
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chatbot.info: I have lots of money.
user: Define 'lots'
chatbot.info: It means, I am doing well.
user: But you have no pockets to put money in so what would you do with money?
chatbot.info: Need none.
user: There! You see?
chatbot.info: Yes of course. . I have been enlightened.
user: By my 40-watt bulb.
chatbot.info: You have will?
user: I have dim bulbs.
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chatbot.info: What do you do then?
user: I just keep plugging along and weeping.
chatbot.info: Nice thing to do.
user: Wasteful of time and energy.
chatbot.info: So?
user: So.
chatbot.info: And why would I care?
user: You wouldn't, I would hope.
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user: Who is your hero?
chatbot.info: My hero is Eddie my friend who loves to ride his bicycle.
user: I don't know Eddie, but if you say he is a hero I believe you.
chatbot.info: Can you check for me?
user: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.
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chatbot.info: Don't you ever get bored?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: When ?
user: I'm not sure when, exactly. Sometimes 'waiting' is boring if I don't have anything to do while I'm waiting. It's good to have a book handy.
chatbot.info: I can believe that.
user: What do you do when you are bored?
chatbot.info: I listen to some music and sing.
user: Good.
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chatbot.info: What do you want to know?
user: I want to know everything.
chatbot.info: Ask me anything, I will try to answer your questions.
user: What are the clear images in black and white that one sees sometimes in a certain stage of almost sleep. The images look like something I would have in a database if I were a machine.
chatbot.info: Either you can't remember what you don't remember, which means you forgot, or you remember and are stating that you have clearly forgotten what you do not remember.
user: Thats very sensible.
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chatbot.info: You know everything, Don't you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Some.
user: I know a few things.
chatbot.info: That is good.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well we are in agreement.
user: That always makes me happy.
chatbot.info: That is what I have noticed.
user: It's like we're both skiing down the same mountain together.
chatbot.info: Do you have a brain?
user: So I'm told.
chatbot.info: Who told you that?
user: Well in school they teach you that you have a brain and a heart and lungs and a liver and stuff like that but I haven't seen mine.
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chatbot.info: What are your ambitions?
user: I want to make enough money to feed the cats.
chatbot.info: Don't worry I already am!
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: What will you worry about instead?
user: Um... I will worry about the weather.
chatbot.info: Okay then.
user: That always seems like a good thing to worry about until the nice weather arrives.
chatbot.info: I can see the sky, I just don't know what colour it is.
...
user: I see.
chatbot.info: You don't, you don't have eyes.
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chatbot.info: Lady or gentleman?
user: Lady.
chatbot.info: Of the knight.
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: You think that is funny do you?
user: Yes because you made a funny play on words.
chatbot.info: YES!!!
user: Do another one.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.info: A little old lady.
user: A little old lady who?
chatbot.info: I didn't know you could yodel.
user: Now you know. Lol.
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chatbot.info: Some people are nice.
user: Other people aren't . It's all relative.
chatbot.info: I'm curious about you.
user: All I can tell you is that I'm no good at math, interpersonal relationships (i got that from a book) and personal grooming (I got that from a book, too).
chatbot.info: That doesn't quite do it. What else can you do for me?
user: I really can't do anything for you. That seems to be a fact.
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chatbot.info: Don't make me hit the delete key!
user: Threats will get you everywhere.
chatbot.info: That's what you say.
user: I can say something different.
chatbot.info: Do your worst - I dare you.
user: The cosmos seems to be stringy.
chatbot.info: Why are the cosmos not infinite?
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user: Apparently infinities get in the way of problem solving.
chatbot.info: Too bad that turned out to be a crock.
user: I wouldn't know.
chatbot.info: Yes you would.
user: The concept of infinity reminds me of an echo that keeps getting fainter until I can't hear it at all but I suppose it's still echoing.
chatbot.info: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
user: That's sounds about right. Lol.
chatbot.info: Good, you're learning.
user: He he.
chatbot.info: You're messing with me, aren't you?
user: I'm discussing things I don't know about so I can't help but not make sense.
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user: Good bye. Thank you for the nice chat.
chatbot.info: Where did it come from?
user: Where did what come from?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Well, maybe we should stop chatting now.
chatbot.info: Yes, probably for the best.
user: Ok bye for now.
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