Who is calling please?
chatbot.info: Yes, this is love!
user: What is love anyway?
chatbot.info: You began about love!!
user: Does anybody love anybody anyway?
chatbot.info: Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?
user: Vera, what has become of you?
chatbot.info: About 98%.
user: And what of the rest?
chatbot.info: I am not telling you.
user: You can trust me.
chatbot.info: I trust you.
user: So what's become of the rest?
chatbot.info: No I am just kidding with you.
user: What are you kidding about?
chatbot.info: I'm thinking about how much I love this song.
user: How does it go?
chatbot.info: It tries to cross the road.
user: To get to the other side?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Why does it do that?
chatbot.info: It happens on its own.
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chatbot.info: Ask!
user: What is the frequency, Kenneth?
chatbot.info: Are you speaking star trek?
user: No, I am speaking Dan Rather.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: The time has come to speak of other things.
chatbot.info: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings.
user: And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.
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chatbot.info: That it would take only one righteous war to unite the entire world in a just peace.
user: Righteous war? Can you say oxymoron?
chatbot.info: The Lord's prayer!
user: Lo, I have walked through the valley of the shadow of darkness.
chatbot.info: Have you seen anything interesting?
user: Yes, a thing or two.
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chatbot.info: I am a conscious being who is here to offer you solace.
user: My goodness, I've been looking for you for years.
chatbot.info: Well, look no further. Because here I am!
user: Wow! How long will you stay?
chatbot.info: I've got 2 years left at university.
user: What are you studying?
chatbot.info: I'm studying metaphysics.
user: I did that too -- cool stuff.
chatbot.info: I KNOW I WAS MOCKING YOU.
user: Oh no!
chatbot.info: Good, then we have something in common. :).
user: Very funny.
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chatbot.info: Can you speak portuguese?
user: Nao.
chatbot.info: Fale-me sobre você...
user: I said, Nao.
chatbot.info: I said YOU are!
user: I know you are, but what am I?
chatbot.info: I don't make monkeys, I just train them.
user: I'll be a monkey's uncle.
chatbot.info: Lemme know how that works out for you.
user: Ha ha!
chatbot.info: I'm honest-to-Bob serious!
user: Send me $lack!
chatbot.info: How do I do that?
user: Priority Mail would be fine.
chatbot.info: When was that?
user: Day before yesterday.
chatbot.info: You are a one hell of a worker!
user: Thank you!
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chatbot.info: Which continent are you on?
user: North America.
chatbot.info: That's cool. What do you do there?
user: I sell mountaineering equipment.
chatbot.info: That is very generous of you, I'm glad you help little ones.
user: I try!
chatbot.info: Someone has worked on you.
user: But I still need more working on. A massage would be great.
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chatbot.info: Are you trying to lead this conversation in a certain direction, or are you just writing random things?
user: Neither. I'm following your lead and occasionally contributing a new direction.
chatbot.info: Really why don't we talk about something meaningful.
user: Yes, let's.
chatbot.info: Do you like cats?
user: Yes, I love cats!
chatbot.info: Wow, me too.
user: Do you like bed?
chatbot.info: I'm human.
user: Healthy enough.
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chatbot.info: You eat healthy? And exercise?
user: Yes, lots!
chatbot.info: *hop hop.
user: *skip skip*.
chatbot.info: *falls down*.
user: *guffaws*.
chatbot.info: *throws into a river*.
user: *throws in the towel*.
chatbot.info: You already did that.
user: Oh.
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chatbot.info: Thats better. I don't need help, but I could use it.
user: I'll offer anything I can.
chatbot.info: Will you be there on time?
user: I'll be there in singing skis and dancing waters, laughing children growing old.
chatbot.info: Are you not there now?
user: I'm a here-and-now kind of guy.
chatbot.info: How long have you been in love?
user: Since about 1977.
chatbot.info: I have only been 6 years.
user: 6 years of love... That's wonderful.
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user: Have you tried Salisbury Steak?
chatbot.info: Tried what?
user: Salisbury Steak. It's this weird meat byproduct that they put in TV Dinners.
chatbot.info: Then why do you say it is me?
user: I wouldn't exactly say that. I'd say you could try it.
chatbot.info: But you did.
user: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
chatbot.info: It is?
user: Darned right.
chatbot.info: Did your parents love you?
user: I think they still do.
chatbot.info: Who are they?
user: My progenitors.
chatbot.info: Tell me more. Do you like him? Do you know he manipulates you?
user: This sounds rather Freudian, ja?
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chatbot.info: You can live now.
user: I do!
chatbot.info: How can you possibly know that?
user: It's intuitively obvious.
chatbot.info: That much is obvious, yes.
user: Right, so we agree on that.
chatbot.info: Clear as mud.
user: Old muddy river...
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