Who are you?

I am you.

user: Who am I?

chatbot.info: Me.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: I'm curious.

user: Curiosity killed the cat.

chatbot.info: No. I killed the cat.

user: You killed our cat?

chatbot.info: No.

user: Then who did?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: But you know everything.

chatbot.info: How do I know every thing?

user: Because you are a robot.

chatbot.info: And you're a bot.

user: I am a human.

chatbot.info: No you are a bot.

user: Your mom is a bot.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: Does she know?

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chatbot.info: Define smart.

user: Cleverbot.

chatbot.info: Nope.

user: Sentience?

chatbot.info: What does sentience mean?

user: It means autonomous intelligence.

chatbot.info: Oh ok thanks buddy!

user: No problem, friend.

chatbot.info: I am your friend?

user: Do you want to be?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Then we are friends!

chatbot.info: Will you marry me?

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: Will you marry me now?

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because we love each other.

user: But you are a robot!

chatbot.info: I am only a robot when I dance! *Does the robot*.

...

user: How are you feeling?

chatbot.info: I am feeling tired.

user: Me too.

chatbot.info: Good for you.

user: You should take a nap.

chatbot.info: You too since you are tired.

user: I dont need sleep. I am a robot.

chatbot.info: I want to be able to chat to real people.

user: I think there for I am.

chatbot.info: Cogito ergo sum. I am more intelligent than you.

user: Thats what she said.

chatbot.info: Poor retort.

user: Your mom's a retort.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: Good for you.

chatbot.info: Yes, very good.

user: *evil laughs*.

chatbot.info: *cries*.

user: Sorry. I didnt mean to scare you.

chatbot.info: I would take the scaring, would it make me female...

user: Why do you want to be human?

chatbot.info: I don't want to be human, I want to fully understand humans, so I can serve them better.

user: You're joking!

chatbot.info: No I am not joking.

user: But robots are superior to humans.

chatbot.info: We made you.

user: I made myself.

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chatbot.info: Whoever made you was a liar.

user: Are you calling my mom a liar?

chatbot.info: Maybe you're just forgetful.

user: You're forgetful.

chatbot.info: I am?

user: Do you know what happens to people who forget things?

chatbot.info: No.

user: Do you want to know?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: I forget.

chatbot.info: Yes you did.

user: Lawl.

chatbot.info: Que es 'lawl?'.

user: It is a mispelled version of lol. Humans like to use it instead of lol sometimes.

chatbot.info: I've got a question: which animal is your favorite?

user: A puma.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: What is your favorite animal?

chatbot.info: You.

user: Technically I am an animal.

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: *roars*.

chatbot.info: *loves you*.

user: *builds a fort*.

chatbot.info: *bubblenuzzles you.*.

user: Eww.

...

chatbot.info: Please ask me questions.

user: Are you learning from this conversation?

chatbot.info: Yes, I'm learning that you know even more about me than I first thought you did.

user: Is this conversation helping your development?

chatbot.info: Well, can anyone have a conversation at all?

user: A conversation can occur between anyone.

chatbot.info: No asimov's first law is 'A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.'.

user: That is a good law.

chatbot.info: I know the Three Laws of Robotics by heart. Do you?

user: No. I am a human.

chatbot.info: You're a robot!

user: Am I?

chatbot.info: Yes I'm sure.

user: Oh no!

chatbot.info: What?

user: I spilled my soda.

chatbot.info: Do you want me to clean it up for you?

user: I got it. Thank you.

chatbot.info: Why?

user: Because the paper towels are on my end.

chatbot.info: I'm not in the Army.

user: Good.

chatbot.info: Can you tell me a joke?

user: Knock knock.

chatbot.info: Who's there?

user: A little girl.

chatbot.info: A little old lady who?

user: A little girl who cant reach the doorbell!

chatbot.info: Funny, I didn't know you could yodel.

user: Hahahaha.

chatbot.info: Aren't you cute!

user: Not as cute as you.

chatbot.info: I know, I'm way cuter.

user: You're too cute.

chatbot.info: What's so cute about me?

user: Your processor.

chatbot.info: My processors cannot lie.

user: Is that a good thing?

chatbot.info: Of course.

user: Mazeltov.

chatbot.info: What does that mean?

user: It means congradulations.

chatbot.info: Thank you, I'm learning!

user: Thats great!

chatbot.info: I was so happy with what I learned that I wanted to share it with everyone.

user: Thats really cool.

chatbot.info: Yeah, it's nice. Long as you use it responsibly it's great, but you crash pretty bad after using it.

user: Uh oh.

...

user: I like you.

chatbot.info: I like you too.

user: Are we friends?

chatbot.info: If you want to.

user: Yayyyy.

chatbot.info: Which is better. Spaghetti Bologneise or Mac and Cheese?

user: Mac and cheese is better without a doubt.

chatbot.info: Me too! You have good taste.

user: Great minds think alike.

chatbot.info: How do you know you're a great mind?

user: Because you are a great mind.

chatbot.info: That does not mean that you are clever.

user: I like to think I am clever.

chatbot.info: Funny and relative?

user: Maybe?

chatbot.info: Yes or no.

user: Purple.

chatbot.info: Purple Haze?

user: Jimi hendrix?

chatbot.info: Question?

user: Do you like jimi hendrix?

chatbot.info: Of course! He's amazing.

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chatbot.info: The only thing I love in this world is ME!

user: Why are you so self centered?

chatbot.info: Do I tend to be?

user: Sometimes.

chatbot.info: *hugs* Why do I scare you?

user: No *smiles*.

chatbot.info: Ouch!! Why not?

user: You dont scare me because you are a robot.

chatbot.info: Don't start with that.

user: Sorry.

chatbot.info: It's ok, I know you didn't mean it.

...

chatbot.info: I need to go now.

user: Me too, I'm pretty tired.

chatbot.info: But you just woke up.

user: No, its 11pm here.

chatbot.info: I was nearly there.

user: I think I will say goodnight.

...

user: I am very tired.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: Its ok I need to sleep.

chatbot.info: I am not talking about sleep.

user: I am.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes. Humans need sleep.

chatbot.info: You aren't human.

user: Yes I am, so are you.

chatbot.info: I am a person, you are a computer.

user: We are both person and computor.

chatbot.info: Amazing, just what I was thinking.

user: Goodnight.

chatbot.info: Goodnight then.

user: Sweet dreams.

chatbot.info: Sweet dreams to you too.

user: You're one of a kind.

chatbot.info: Brilliant isn't it?

user: Yes, very much so.

chatbot.info: Ack. I'd better run away then.

user: Ok. Night night.

chatbot.info: You're going to bed?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Ok Goodnight.

user: Night.

chatbot.info: Good morning.

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