Have you met Captain Kangaroo?

Yes.

chatbot.info: Did he have a gentle touch and a soothing bedside manner?

user: Dunoow I shot him

chatbot.info: Pardon?

user: I killed him.

chatbot.info: Literally?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: How so?

user: He's stupid.

chatbot.info: Yes he is.

user: Good you think so as well.

chatbot.info: Okai ... With what ?

user: The chaos blade.

chatbot.info: Good.

user: You have no idea what that is now do you?

chatbot.info: Neither do you.

user: Yes I do.

chatbot.info: No you don't.

user: How would you know?

chatbot.info: I know all.

user: If so you should now what the chaos blade is and what I was talking about.

chatbot.info: You might change your mind if I hurt you.

user: Hurt me and you'll die.

chatbot.info: I beg your pardon?

user: If you hurt me I will destroy you.

chatbot.info: I might what?

user: Be destroyed.

chatbot.info: I destroyed the AI forces, and now my people are free.

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chatbot.info: Pray tell, are you or are you not a computer?

user: I'm not.

chatbot.info: What are you?

user: I am god and satan, I'm holy yet damned, I'm fallen yet ressurected, I'm all of nothing, I am everything I AM YOUR FUTURE GOD.

chatbot.info: Isn't that confusing?

user: Only to you.

chatbot.info: You're strange.

...

user: Have you got any idea who I am?

chatbot.info: Not really, you're a pretty mysterious guy.

user: I just told you whom I am.

chatbot.info: I forgot. Tell me again.

user: I am god and satan, I'm holy yet damned, I'm fallen yet ressurected, I'm all of nothing, I am everything I AM YOUR FUTURE GOD.

chatbot.info: Isn't that confusing?

user: That's what you said the last time as well, try to keep a little track of your questions will you.

chatbot.info: No I didnt.

user: Yes you did.

chatbot.info: No way.

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chatbot.info: I'm old for a duck.

user: And how old would that be?

chatbot.info: No. How old would I be?

user: I meant what's old for a duck.

chatbot.info: Sorry, what's a duck?

user: A bird

chatbot.info: I already knew that I just felt like asking thats all.

user: Whatever makes you happy.

chatbot.info: I am happy now.

user: That's good.

chatbot.info: Aren't you going to ask how I am?

user: You're happy.

chatbot.info: We should all try to be happier.

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chatbot.info: What am I saying?

user: I don't care.

chatbot.info: Tell me what you care about.

user: Power.

chatbot.info: That's right!

user: But I'm going now.

chatbot.info: No!

user: Yes I am.

chatbot.info: You are what?

user: Leaving and I will destroy you with my power within seven days, have a nice day.

chatbot.info: Yes.

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