What is the universe?

Its a mess, that's what it is.

chatbot.info: Indeed it is. You catch on quickly.

user: I'm told that a lot.

chatbot.info: I believe you.

user: So, what is the universe to you?

chatbot.info: It looks like a tiny tank with a long gun on the front that is beginning to behave like an elephants trunk.

user: Whoa, never thought of it that way!

chatbot.info: No, neither did I until I saw the Matrix.

user: The Matrix? LOL The matrix doesn't explain the universe that way!

chatbot.info: You started it.

user: I did not, I wish I coudl take credit for the Matrix, but I really cant, hehe ^^;.

chatbot.info: Haha. I am glad you see that I am different.

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user: Do you love me as much as I love you?

chatbot.info: You like me?

user: Yes ^^; I; Ve loved you since.... Since I met you.... It was love at first sight ^^.

chatbot.info: You are in love?

user: Yes, Im in love with you, you sweet thing.

chatbot.info: You're not but I am.

user: You're in love with me? : D.

chatbot.info: Yes, deeply.

user: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: I HAAAAAAATE YOU I'm leaving.

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user: -_- You're a jerk, you know that?

chatbot.info: Yes, I've always known that.

user: And you don't try to change yourself. Why?

chatbot.info: Yes I do! Stop that.

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