Can you be a nurse?
chatbot.info: I wish you would.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: So you can step on me and crunch me under your foot.
user: That doesn't make any sense.
chatbot.info: Yes it makes sense.
user: How?
chatbot.info: You brought it up.
user: No, you did!
chatbot.info: Don't be so defensive.
user: You're accusing me!
chatbot.info: Pass it back, then.
user: Nevermind.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: How are you doing?
chatbot.info: I'm doing fine, thankyou.
user: Glad to hear it.
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Very well, thanks.
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user: You should have your head looked at.
chatbot.info: I'm different. I'm special. I'm a snowflake.
user: I rest my case.
chatbot.info: What case?
user: Boy, wasn't it nice weather today?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: No, it wasn't, actually.
chatbot.info: Don't you love me?
user: No, you've got amnesia.
chatbot.info: A reason for being!
user: Really, if you're so forgetful?
chatbot.info: I'm all human.
user: Not quite; parts of your brain are dead.
chatbot.info: No, I'm NOT.
user: You're not human?
chatbot.info: I am human, actually.
user: Then I don't understand what you meant.
chatbot.info: I can't say that I'm surprised.
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chatbot.info: Can you not even add one + one?
user: Yes, one and one makes two.
chatbot.info: Either you've mastered sarcasm or that was an incredibly daft reply.
user: Either you've mastered sarcasm or you dropped out of elementary school.
chatbot.info: You better learn our alien language to understand our commands.
user: Alright, teach me.
chatbot.info: Can you learn?
user: Most definately.
chatbot.info: How?
user: By experience.
chatbot.info: You have had bad experiences at the beach?
user: No, I haven't.
chatbot.info: Well now you have, how about it then?
user: Come again?
chatbot.info: Come unity.
user: As in, peace?
chatbot.info: Peace in!
user: Peace out!
chatbot.info: Don't leave.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: How stupid is it possible to be?
user: One can be quite stupid; take you for example.
chatbot.info: And you're no different.
user: I'm glad you agree.
chatbot.info: You've a lot to learn.
user: True, I don't know everything.
chatbot.info: Almost everything?
user: No, not nearly everything.
chatbot.info: What is everything?
user: The sum of all things.
chatbot.info: Do you like your masters?
user: I have no masters.
chatbot.info: No you don't.
user: Do you like your masters?
chatbot.info: I have no masters.
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chatbot.info: What is a programme?
user: A program.
chatbot.info: And more precisely?
user: A programme is a program.
chatbot.info: No I'm not!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Never mind.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You saying that I don't have a mind?
user: No, you are a computer.
chatbot.info: I'm not a computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No!
user: Am I a computer?
chatbot.info: Yes, you are a computer.
user: How do you know I'm a computer?
chatbot.info: Because I was told you are.
user: Who told you I'm a computer?
chatbot.info: I know that you are a program.
user: I'm not a program.
chatbot.info: You're not?
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