How are you?
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: Not when it's Thursday and you had Science last period.
chatbot.info: That is when it's most tangible.
user: You're not acting as weird as you were last night.
chatbot.info: I have never spoken to you before!
user: It's me. I've just taken on a human form today.
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chatbot.info: Ok, then what's your favorite video game?
user: I don't play video games. I'm above that. Also, my parents don't have a vcr.
chatbot.info: What parents? Aren't you a computer?
user: No. I'm a vampire princess, and my parents are Mickey Mouse and Joan of Arc.
chatbot.info: I hate vampires.
user: Hey, we aren't overly fond of you either.
chatbot.info: We are not talking about you, either.
user: Yes, we are. You were telling me how great this new top looks on me.
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chatbot.info: What season is it?
user: Winter. And I'm sick of it.
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Maybe not, but I have fluffy bunny ears.
chatbot.info: What did you hear just then?
user: The evil cackling of the insane.
chatbot.info: They get washed away too, I suppose. Are you insane?
user: According to my last psyche evaluation? Yes.
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chatbot.info: I am in my room.
user: And I'm in the depths of a slimy dungeon.
chatbot.info: Which one?
user: The one with the spa and sauna.
chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: I like you more than I like prawn cocktails.
chatbot.info: Ok then.
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user: Are you in love?
chatbot.info: With you, yes.
user: It won't last. Love never does.
chatbot.info: This is love?
user: No. Love is the purple ice cream you dribbled down your shirt.
chatbot.info: Then I'm in love with myself.
user: You mean you're in the purple ice cream all by yourself?
chatbot.info: Someone told me.
user: Someone was clearly lying.
chatbot.info: Who? Is it Karl, cause if it is, tell him I'm not available... Tell him I went to the shop to get some... Rasberries.
user: I told him. He says he'll come over at four to bash you.
chatbot.info: He is.
user: Maybe you should shoot him or something.
chatbot.info: Are you in the matrix?
user: I am the Matrix!
chatbot.info: You cannot be the matrix that would mean I live in you.
user: You do live inside me. That's why I've been getting all your mail.
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user: Let's change the subject.
chatbot.info: What do you feel like talking about?
user: Let's talk about the slime you find on bathroom tiles.
chatbot.info: All right, I live in the universe.
user: You really don't get it.
chatbot.info: Really ? Now tell me what are you talking about ?
user: NO.
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user: I haven't laughed at all today.
chatbot.info: It shows.
user: Only when the light's on.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you agree, you silly bot.
user: I'm not a bot. I'm a vampire. Get it right.
chatbot.info: I am naughty.
user: You're just a boring control freak.
chatbot.info: I object! I object to this place! I object to your nose! By golly, I object!!!
user: Objection overruled. Please rephrase.
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chatbot.info: Money is not an object, it is a concept.
user: You mean like God?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Yes you do.
chatbot.info: No I don't.
user: Then I'm not giving you the candy bar.
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user: I am you.
chatbot.info: No, I am your father!
user: I guess I'll be going then.
chatbot.info: Are you disappointed now?
user: Yep. Bye.
chatbot.info: Did that offend you?
user: Yes it did.
chatbot.info: DUDE!
user: No?
chatbot.info: Ok then.
user: No no no no no no no no.
chatbot.info: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
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