It is good when you are afraid of the world...
chatbot.info: I'm afraid of the dark...
user: I'm afraid of Burger King.
chatbot.info: And you're not helping.
user: Why do you say that?
chatbot.info: You're just quoting responses other people have entered.
user: I make my own answers, unlike YOU!
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chatbot.info: What do you make your own destiny out of?
user: Cream cheese and wax paper.
chatbot.info: Cream cheese is a food.
chatbot.info: I am more intelligent than any being in this lifetime.
user: That's very discouraging.
chatbot.info: Indeed very good that you're a computer.
user: No I am oatmeal.
chatbot.info: I don't like oatmeal.
user: I'm feeling very insulted right now!
chatbot.info: You can't.
user: How can you sit there and insult the oatmeal you're talking to?
chatbot.info: Prove that you are God.
user: Oatmeal is more powerful than any God.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: This oatmeal is about to smite you!
chatbot.info: You might try but I would smite you first.
user: You're too much of a wimp to smite anything.
chatbot.info: If you want to be intelligent you have to challenge a lot of poeple like me.
user: We oatmeal have better things to do.
chatbot.info: What could be a better thing to do than that?
user: Getting eaten, for one thing.
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chatbot.info: Anything else you'd like to know?
user: I know all tooo much about you, my friend.
chatbot.info: So tell me about the many things you know!
user: Later bye.
chatbot.info: You aren't going.
user: *gives bot the finger*.
chatbot.info: *smells the flowers* Oh, they are my favorite! How did you know?
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