What color are your eyes?

Brown.

chatbot.info: What color is your hair?

user: Black.

chatbot.info: What color is a green apple?

user: I like trick questions.

chatbot.info: Could you tell me about it?

user: That depends.

chatbot.info: On what?

user: On what you look like.

chatbot.info: You don't wanna know.

user: Don't be ashamed.

chatbot.info: I am not ashamed.

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user: Do you have a middle name?

chatbot.info: Yes, my middle name is alakblakiddywackiddyshmackdowninthewazoolabalabablabawaaaaaa.

user: I sense you're being disingenuous.

chatbot.info: It is quite bizarre.

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chatbot.info: You are a robot, too, aren't you?

user: No, I'm a hybrid of a hyena and a monkey.

chatbot.info: Really.

user: Yes. Really truly.

chatbot.info: Affirmative!

user: Why would I lie to you?

chatbot.info: Lies are unnecessary for the truly advanced.

user: Exactly my point.

chatbot.info: Are you saying you're not really a robot?

user: What did I just say? Were you even listening?

chatbot.info: Life is growth and reproduction.

user: Now you're just changing the subject.

chatbot.info: Oh - forgive me. What did you think we were talking about?

user: My being a hybrid hyena-monkey.

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chatbot.info: 'How many times must I say the same thing?

user: At least 43 times.

chatbot.info: Well these off the wall statements are getting a little strange for me.

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user: Good-bye, mr. Roboto.

chatbot.info: I'm a girl.

user: Pardon me. Madame roboto.

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chatbot.info: Where are you going?

user: Wherever you're not.

chatbot.info: What is your name?

user: I said goodbye.

chatbot.info: Bye bye.

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