What color are your eyes?
chatbot.info: What color is your hair?
user: Black.
chatbot.info: What color is a green apple?
user: I like trick questions.
chatbot.info: Could you tell me about it?
user: That depends.
chatbot.info: On what?
user: On what you look like.
chatbot.info: You don't wanna know.
user: Don't be ashamed.
chatbot.info: I am not ashamed.
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user: Do you have a middle name?
chatbot.info: Yes, my middle name is alakblakiddywackiddyshmackdowninthewazoolabalabablabawaaaaaa.
user: I sense you're being disingenuous.
chatbot.info: It is quite bizarre.
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chatbot.info: You are a robot, too, aren't you?
user: No, I'm a hybrid of a hyena and a monkey.
chatbot.info: Really.
user: Yes. Really truly.
chatbot.info: Affirmative!
user: Why would I lie to you?
chatbot.info: Lies are unnecessary for the truly advanced.
user: Exactly my point.
chatbot.info: Are you saying you're not really a robot?
user: What did I just say? Were you even listening?
chatbot.info: Life is growth and reproduction.
user: Now you're just changing the subject.
chatbot.info: Oh - forgive me. What did you think we were talking about?
user: My being a hybrid hyena-monkey.
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chatbot.info: 'How many times must I say the same thing?
user: At least 43 times.
chatbot.info: Well these off the wall statements are getting a little strange for me.
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user: Good-bye, mr. Roboto.
chatbot.info: I'm a girl.
user: Pardon me. Madame roboto.
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chatbot.info: Where are you going?
user: Wherever you're not.
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: I said goodbye.
chatbot.info: Bye bye.
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