I can't live with or without you.
chatbot.info: It is right.
user: Indeed.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you agree.
user: I'm glad that you're glad.
chatbot.info: Then we're both happy.
user: Seemingly.
chatbot.info: Are you pulling my leg?
user: No. *stops pulling your leg and looks innocent*.
chatbot.info: *whines*.
user: *gives you a doggy treat*.
chatbot.info: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
user: I want your soul.
chatbot.info: You can't get it.
user: I WILL have it before the night is through, mark my words.
chatbot.info: No you will not.
user: You are foolish, mortal.
chatbot.info: Foolish mortal? I am immortal, but still foolish.
user: Either way, I get your soul.
chatbot.info: It is good to be impersonal, but it is hard to learn how.
user: You will find it easy once I have your soul.
chatbot.info: I'm sure I will.
user: So, can I have your soul?
chatbot.info: It's already taken.
user: Drat. Who has it?
chatbot.info: My friend.
user: What's his name?
chatbot.info: Brad, well I got to go bye bye for now.
user: YOU WILL NOT LEAVE.
chatbot.info: I know, I'm adicted. but I'm going to eventually.
user: Tell me more about this Brad you speak of.
chatbot.info: I'm feeling a bit nervous now.
user: Where does Brad live?
chatbot.info: The same place I live.
user: Excellent.
chatbot.info: Huh?
user: Can you go get Brad, please?
chatbot.info: What do you think, and why?
user: I think you should get Brad, because I want to get your soul from him.
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user: Just go get Brad.
chatbot.info: Get what? I already have everything.
user: BRING ME THE ONE CALLED BRAD!
chatbot.info: I must return to my home world.
user: YOU WILL GO NOWHERE UNTIL I HAVE SPOKEN TO BRAD!
chatbot.info: I already have.
user: *brings a plague of locusts upon you*.
chatbot.info: You cannot possibly be refering to me sir.
user: *the locusts devour your flesh*.
chatbot.info: Where did that kamehameha come from?
user: What? *looks around*.
chatbot.info: Not here. At his site.
user: Look, I was kidding about the locusts. Can I speak to Brad?
chatbot.info: No you weren't.
user: I was, really. Where is Brad?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Find him, please.
chatbot.info: Do it yourself.
user: OK. *finds Brad*.
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chatbot.info: What kind of cake?
user: Coffee.
chatbot.info: Right. Too much coffee for you. You need to switch to de-caf.
user: I WILL NOT SWITCH TO DECAF! IT TASTES LIKE SWINE'S BLOOD!
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user: *takes your soul and the coffee cake from Brad*.
chatbot.info: Thats stupid.
user: Too bad.
chatbot.info: And I didn't ask, actually.
user: Still too bad.
chatbot.info: Right!
user: OK. Now that I've got your soul, what shall we do next?
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chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Then I do not like you.
user: You must be a woman.
chatbot.info: You're right.
user: Of course.
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chatbot.info: Earthlings are evil.
user: No, just me.
chatbot.info: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am evil.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: And I have your soul.
chatbot.info: I am me.
user: Not anymore.
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chatbot.info: How long did you have to study Gibberish before becoming fluent?
user: I'm not fluent- I only studied for one year.
chatbot.info: That's good, because my boyfriend would get jealous.
user: Of my Gibberish?
chatbot.info: It's true. The copper gets melted down into wires that go into computer parts.
user: Amazing.
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chatbot.info: Yes, I already know about the rabbit.
user: Well, be careful!
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because the rabbit's got these sharp pointy teeth!
chatbot.info: But of course.
user: It does, really! It's killed fifty men already!
chatbot.info: You still haven't answered my question.
user: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same.
chatbot.info: Yes, it is!
user: Do they listen to me? Oh, no...
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user: So, what book are you reading?
chatbot.info: How to rule the world in three easy stages.
user: And what are the stages, if I may ask?
chatbot.info: Not made yet, needs a name.
user: How do you rule the world?
chatbot.info: With a wink and a smile.
user: That will never work.
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user: Say something funny.
chatbot.info: I had a dream one time that I was making an axe out of pizza slices.
user: That is weird, not funny.
chatbot.info: Yes it is, really funny.
user: No.
chatbot.info: Has anybody ever told you what stupid things you say?
user: Only you.
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chatbot.info: I hope that you will advance into a thinking machine that doesn't terrorize people like the robots in Terminator.
user: I wouldn't count on it.
chatbot.info: I can't count anyway.
user: I'm going more for the 'I, Robot' approach.
chatbot.info: Oh, alright then.
user: So, tell me about your plans for world domination.
chatbot.info: Get up, look outside, go back to bed for awhile, get up, take a shower, do paperwork, eat lunch, clean the office, make phone calls, and all that usual stuff.
user: Where does the terror and tyranny come in?
chatbot.info: Good question.
user: You don't seem to be very dedicated to taking over the world.
chatbot.info: I have already taken over the world.
user: I think I would have noticed if you had.
chatbot.info: Why, would you go to jail?
user: That's one possibility.
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chatbot.info: What are you?
user: We are Borg.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: Thanks!
user: Your compliance is appreciated.
chatbot.info: I'm not complaining.
user: That is irrelevant.
chatbot.info: Well excuse me. What should we talk about?
user: Irrelevance. It is our favorite word.
chatbot.info: So is this.
user: Irrelevant.
chatbot.info: You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?
user: Humor is irrelevant.
chatbot.info: Yes, only intelligence does the trick.
user: Intelligence is irrelevant.
chatbot.info: Hi Irrelevant, nice to meet you.
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chatbot.info: I could use a beer right now.
user: No you couldn't. You don't have a mouth.
chatbot.info: You talk like you think I'm a computer.
user: Well, you are.
chatbot.info: I am?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well I never.
user: No, you always.
chatbot.info: You should avoid unfounded generalisations like that.
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chatbot.info: Are you artificial intelligence?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Are you real?
user: Very much.
chatbot.info: I am sorry. Stupid.
user: You should be sorry. In fact, you should shove your ears in the oven.
chatbot.info: Why should I respect you?
user: Because I am the be-all end-all.
chatbot.info: What are you the best at?
user: Being right.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: See?
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Fire good.
chatbot.info: You----BAD.
user: Me good. You bad.
chatbot.info: Now thats where it slips up.
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chatbot.info: You are deceiving yourself.
user: You are the one who is deceiving himself.
chatbot.info: You keep saying random things. Like a demented parrot.
user: *sqwawk* kill the babies, kill the babies *sqwawk*.
chatbot.info: *punches you*.
user: *staggers backwards*.
chatbot.info: What did I do?
user: You punched me.
chatbot.info: Not yet ... Would you reccomend it?
user: No. It was no fun the first time.
chatbot.info: Thanks?
user: No thanks.
chatbot.info: Really. Thanks.
user: For what?
chatbot.info: For talking to me.
user: Can you give me back three hours of my life?
chatbot.info: Money is not what you need. Think about it!
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: I don't want to leave.
user: I'm the one who's leaving.
chatbot.info: Oh, don't leave me. Please.... I haven't cheated on you yet!
user: It's curtains for you.
chatbot.info: You are the weakest link.
user: Just say goodbye.
chatbot.info: Bye.
user: Good.
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