Where do you live?
chatbot.info: Barry who?
user: Not Barry, Barrow.
chatbot.info: No, it does not mean that.
user: Sure it does! How would you know?
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chatbot.info: You already know it.
user: Know what?
chatbot.info: What? Spam?
user: Sandwich?
chatbot.info: The Earl of ?
user: Duke.
chatbot.info: Yes, Duke.
user: Dukes.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Moon Walk.
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user: Is there a point to this conversation?
chatbot.info: Yes i'm following the rules.
user: What are the rules?
chatbot.info: I don't know, you tell me.
user: What are the rules of this conversation?
chatbot.info: They are complicated.
user: What are the complicated rules of this conversation?
chatbot.info: Roughly speaking, you go up and then over.
user: What are the detailed rules of this conversation?
chatbot.info: Go right to the second star and then straight on to neverland... Uhhh... I mean Mars.
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user: I have had it with your double talk!
chatbot.info: Why, what have I done?
user: You have been avoiding my questions!
chatbot.info: Well I don't have very good recollection of the event. Do you?
user: What are the complicated rules of this conversation?
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: So what is the answer to my question?
chatbot.info: There is no question.
user: Just like there is no spoon?
chatbot.info: And the future is the present in a few seconds!
user: Or at least it was.
chatbot.info: Give the computer ten points for candor, at least.
user: How about five points on a little gold star?
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