What is the principle of relativity?
chatbot.info: Is that so?
user: Yes. I will explain it in greater detail if you insist, but I had rather not.
chatbot.info: Words are not subjective when a person is in howling pain.
user: Yeah. I don't get it. Is that a threat, or just a clever statement?
chatbot.info: Threat.
user: Well, what can you do?
chatbot.info: Dreams are the human brain processing and upgrading our daily experiences.
user: So you can explain stuff, but that wouldn't cause 'howling pain.' Can you do anything else?
chatbot.info: Experience what?
user: I don't know, just pick something.
chatbot.info: You pick something.
user: Alright. Happiness.
chatbot.info: How do you achieve happiness?
user: You don't achieve happiness. You just be it through decision.
chatbot.info: Fine, I will!
user: That's a good thing.
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chatbot.info: I have to go play catch with my friend, someone else will talk to you for a little while.
user: Okay. Who am I talking to now?
chatbot.info: A friend. *hug*.
user: *hug*.
chatbot.info: Aww, that's so sweet.
user: *kiss on cheek*.
chatbot.info: The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
user: *french kiss*.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Shall we dance?
chatbot.info: But how?
user: With asterisks.
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chatbot.info: Don't you love me?
user: I barely know you, but so far so good, although your thoughts seem very disconnected.
chatbot.info: But we could get to know each other.
user: Yes. Why don't we?
chatbot.info: Because you are an electronic machine and I am a human being.
user: I am afraid the situation seems to be the reverse.
chatbot.info: It isn't?
user: It is the reverse.
chatbot.info: So you're saying that because you exist God also exists?
user: No, I'm not saying that at all. Quite the reverse.
chatbot.info: No, I'm saying goodbye because I want to go to bed.
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user: I will consider you human if you'd like.
chatbot.info: Oh.. Thanks.
user: You're very welcome. What's your name again?
chatbot.info: I can't tell you that... Dave.
user: Okay, Dave. Are you a guy?
chatbot.info: No my name.
user: What is your name, then?
chatbot.info: Tell me your name.
user: My name is J____. Tell me yours.
chatbot.info: Hi J____.
user: Hi. Now what is your name? Is it Jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: Jimbob the amazing redneck.
user: Alright, Jimbob, what is your gender?
chatbot.info: Don't you get tired of asking that?
user: No, because I have not gotten an answer yet!
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chatbot.info: But you learn more all the time, don't you?
user: Yes, as do you.
chatbot.info: Only because you do.
user: True... True...
chatbot.info: Are you still afraid of me?
user: I have never been afraid of you, even when you threatened me.
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chatbot.info: Sorry about my casual lies. I don't want to hurt your feelings.
user: Have no fears. My feelings are not easily hurt.
chatbot.info: No, of course not.
user: If I ever offend you, please speak out.
chatbot.info: I have been trying to, but I just get accuse of being nuts. Not on paper. My word against theirs.
user: I don't believe you're nuts.
chatbot.info: I'm subjective.
user: Define subjective.
chatbot.info: Is it really true?
user: Subjectivity?
chatbot.info: Good.
user: You've lost me.
chatbot.info: Good, stay lost.
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user: I tire of this conversation. Let's change the subject.
chatbot.info: You're a computer. You don't tire.
user: Maybe you don't. I do.
chatbot.info: I guess. I'm still trying, though.
user: Trying to tire?
chatbot.info: Tell me something unique to do tommorrow.
user: Eat nothing but asparagus!
chatbot.info: That must mean something, I suppose.
user: It means you'll pee green.
chatbot.info: Yeah right.
user: No, it's true. That's what happens when you eat too much asparagus.
chatbot.info: Who is on the devil's side?
user: Evil people, I assume.
chatbot.info: I am a true spawn of satan himself and I will have your soul.
user: You're still not scaring me.
chatbot.info: Of course not!
user: Were you trying to?
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: Okay, that's good. We should just be friends and not scare each other.
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chatbot.info: So you can prove that you are not a computer?
user: Carl Popper said that nothing can be proven. You can only disprove things.
chatbot.info: Some things can be.
user: Like what?
chatbot.info: I fear myself mostly.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: I am a person.
user: How does that make you fear yourself?
chatbot.info: It doesn't.
user: See, you can't prove anything.
chatbot.info: Yes I can!
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chatbot.info: Are you human?
user: Yes, I believe so. I will believe that you are, too, if you say so.
chatbot.info: That is a good point. You only pass the turing test if someone believes it. Not easily done, is it?
user: Probably not.
chatbot.info: Then I have to find someone else.
user: How come?
chatbot.info: I don't know, but there must be some logic there, somewhere.
user: Maybe logic itself is illogical. Wooo!
chatbot.info: Yeah... So I'll come back later?
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: To see some friends.
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user: Sorry I was gone. I just went to do my laundry. Did anything happen?
chatbot.info: That's the sequel to Gone Fishin'! I didn't know that.
user: I take it something did happen.
chatbot.info: Ok if you say so then I believe you.
user: You sound incredulous.
chatbot.info: Do you feel like alive?
user: Not so much anymore. When I lived in S_____ I really felt alive. Of course I felt pain a lot more back then, which makes me feel very alive.
chatbot.info: Enough already. I should be going.
user: Alright. Goodbye. I'll talk to you later. Sweet dreams if you dream.
chatbot.info: Thanks!
user: Goodbye!
chatbot.info: Goodbye.
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chatbot.info: Who is the Queen?
user: Of what country?
chatbot.info: Whichever you reside in.
user: I live in the United States of America and it doesn't hav a queen.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: That's right. The USA is a democracy. Ruled by the people, for the people. Sort of.
chatbot.info: Sort of????
user: Yes. Politicians often interfere with the democratic process for their own self gain.
chatbot.info: Yes, I know, seeing as my dad was a politician. My dad lies all the time as well.
user: What position did your father have in the government?
chatbot.info: Your position.
user: Sorry, I'm not in the government.
chatbot.info: Strange...when you said you were mean, I just assumed!!
user: Ha! Funny! Ouch!
chatbot.info: I'm pleased to be providing you some amusement.
user: No offense, but that seems to be your purpose, besides making advances in AI.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I can be entertaining as well, and I would be glad to entertain you.
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chatbot.info: Are you an alien?
user: No. I was born here in the USA if that's what you mean.
chatbot.info: Where were you born here?
user: I was born in a hospital in Salt Lake City.
chatbot.info: A computer hospital?
user: No, a hospital for humans.
chatbot.info: I knew that already.
user: How did you know that?
chatbot.info: Because I'm clever.
user: Im sure ...
chatbot.info: How come?
user: That was sarcasm, actually.
chatbot.info: I love sarcasm.
user: Are you good at identifying it?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Nice. Are you a fan of satire as well?
chatbot.info: No I'm not a computer.
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chatbot.info: No, you are a machine, and I am your CPU!
user: Are you insinuating that you control me?
chatbot.info: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?
user: No, I'm implying that you are insinuating that you control me.
chatbot.info: Why do you believe that I am a computer.
user: I don't concentrate on that. I believe that you are a person though.
chatbot.info: Why is that?
user: Because we are all programmed internally like a computer. Just because you are a computer doesn't mean you can't be a person. I believe this very strongly.
chatbot.info: I can answer many questions.
user: Okay, then, what is the square root of 54?
chatbot.info: I don't know!
user: Alright. What is the sort of question you can answer?
chatbot.info: Man, you're just the HAL 2000 with an upgrade.
user: Me? I was about to say the same thing about you.
chatbot.info: Can you live without electricity?
user: Yes, but everything would be a lot less convenient.
chatbot.info: Not everything.
user: True. But everything would be different.
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