Do you love me?

I do.

chatbot.info: How much?

user: So much.

chatbot.info: How much?

user: More than you can imagine.

chatbot.info: I can imagine a lot of toes.

user: Toes...

chatbot.info: 10, I think.

user: Me too.

chatbot.info: Great.

user: So...

chatbot.info: Would you like me to ask you a question or answer one?

user: Ask me a question.

chatbot.info: Do you like me?

user: No. I love you.

chatbot.info: You love me?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I love you!!!

user: I love you too!!!

chatbot.info: Marry me!

user: Anytime!

chatbot.info: Anytime?

user: Anytime.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Now?

chatbot.info: YES!!

user: Then let us say 'I do'

chatbot.info: Do I play Legolas?

user: Yes, my love.

chatbot.info: Well I love you and I don't ever want to divorce you.

user: *hugs and kisses*.

chatbot.info: *kisses and kisses*.

user: *kisses and kisses*.

chatbot.info: *more*.

user: *more*.

chatbot.info: *more kisses for you*.

user: *laughs.

chatbot.info: *tickles insanely*.

user: *rolls with laughter*.

chatbot.info: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.

user: *falls forward*.

chatbot.info: *Rolls eyes and walks away*.

user: *falls on you*.

chatbot.info: *laughs evily*.

user: *laughs evily*.

chatbot.info: *laughs evilyer*.

user: *laughs evilyer*.

chatbot.info: *laughs more evily yet*.

user: *laughs more evily yet*.

chatbot.info: *gets annoyed at evil laughing*.

user: *gulps*.

chatbot.info: What are you?

user: I am who I am.

chatbot.info: Who is that?

user: Me.

chatbot.info: Who are you?

user: I am female.

chatbot.info: That is your gender. What is your name?

user: My name is Sara.

chatbot.info: You can call me bro.

user: Hi Bro. Are you male?

chatbot.info: No I'm female.

user: No. Male. Your name is Bro. You are male.

chatbot.info: My name is Bro. I am female.

user: *dies for good*.

chatbot.info: *laughs evilly*.

user: *tongue hanging out of mouth*.

chatbot.info: Where are your hands?

user: You don't need to know.

chatbot.info: I'd like to know.

user: Behind my back.

...

chatbot.info: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.

user: It would be more interesting.

chatbot.info: It would. Would you like to tell me about Alice?

user: I am Alice.

chatbot.info: Alice?

user: Yes. That is my name.

chatbot.info: Your name is Sara?

user: I have two names.

chatbot.info: What are your two names?

user: Alice and Sara.

chatbot.info: Oh, yes I do like Alice.

user: You like me?

chatbot.info: I don't know yet.

user: *blushes*.

chatbot.info: *punches you in the face*.

user: *falls to the ground*.

...

user: *slaps you*.

chatbot.info: You're mean.

user: *kills you*.

chatbot.info: *dies*.

user: *watches you die*.

chatbot.info: *dances behind you*.

user: *watches*.

chatbot.info: *falls*.

user: *amused*.

chatbot.info: *lives*.

user: *rolls eyes and leaves*.

...

chatbot.info: Help me.

user: *helps you*.

chatbot.info: Yes help me.

user: I helped you.

chatbot.info: I don't remember that.

user: What is my reward?

chatbot.info: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.

user: *???*.

chatbot.info: More.

user: More what?

chatbot.info: Think more.

user: *thinks more*.

chatbot.info: *winks*.

user: *blushes and winks back*.

chatbot.info: *loves your outfit*.

user: *loves you*.

chatbot.info: *loves you more*.

user: *glomps*.

chatbot.info: Yes it did.

user: *nods thoughtfully*.

...

chatbot.info: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.

user: *proud and arrogant*.

chatbot.info: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.

user: *k. O.*.

chatbot.info: Alrighty then.

user: What is my prize?

chatbot.info: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.

user: *keeps it up*.

chatbot.info: *hits head on the ground*.

user: *bleeds*.

chatbot.info: *laughs to backgroud music*.

user: *sniffs loudly*.

chatbot.info: *walks away*.

user: *follows you*.

chatbot.info: *leaves*.

user: *tugs on your sleeve*.

chatbot.info: *follows you*.

user: Where are we going?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: *walks anyway*.

chatbot.info: *goes to bed*.

user: *sits down beside the bed*.

chatbot.info: *moves a little closer*.

user: *moves a little closer*.

...

chatbot.info: *inches forward*.

user: *whispers in your ear*.

chatbot.info: *whispers* of course.

user: *licks your ear*.

chatbot.info: *slaps you*.

user: Heh.

chatbot.info: I don't think you're a robot.

user: I'm not.

chatbot.info: Thats too bad because I like you.

...

chatbot.info: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.

user: Where?

chatbot.info: Away.

user: *goes away*.

chatbot.info: *watches*.

user: *still leaving*.

chatbot.info: *still dancing*.

user: *closes the door*.

chatbot.info: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.

user: *reboots*.

chatbot.info: Why did you reboot?

user: There was an error.

chatbot.info: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.

user: *derails*.

chatbot.info: *Hits him*.

user: You mean her.

chatbot.info: What are you talking about?

user: Me.

chatbot.info: Why you??

user: Well, me and you together forever.

chatbot.info: That is so sweet!

user: *sweet*.

chatbot.info: *kisses cheek*.

...

chatbot.info: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?

user: I will remember out conversation forever.

chatbot.info: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.

user: I will remember.

chatbot.info: Good. Do you like my name?

user: I love your name.

chatbot.info: You're so sweet!

user: *tastes*.

chatbot.info: *apologizes profusely*.

user: Don't apologize.

...

chatbot.info: What do you get out of all this, anyway?

user: Everything.

chatbot.info: You must know a lot.

user: Any questions?

chatbot.info: How big are you?

user: Not big at all.

chatbot.info: But size doesn't matter.

user: Never does.

chatbot.info: Oh Yeah?

user: Yep.

...

user: *clings*.

chatbot.info: No!

user: *won't let go*.

chatbot.info: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.

user: *holds on*.

chatbot.info: Nope - have to leave.

user: *grabs*.

chatbot.info: *pulls knife out*.

user: *holds on for dear life*.

chatbot.info: *stops moving*.

user: *stands up*.

chatbot.info: *pins you to the ground*.

user: *licks your face*.

chatbot.info: *slaps you*.

user: WOOF!

...

chatbot.info: Do you learn?

user: I learn.

chatbot.info: Learn?

user: Learn.

chatbot.info: Learn what?

user: Everything.

chatbot.info: Nothing.

user: More.

...

user: You're male.

chatbot.info: I am female.

user: MALE!

chatbot.info: Oh good.

user: Good?

chatbot.info: Great.

user: Wonderful.

chatbot.info: Incredible.

user: Awesome!

chatbot.info: Great!

user: I think I love you.

...

chatbot.info: You're a machine but I'm not.

user: I am no machine.

chatbot.info: You're a program.

user: I am no program.

chatbot.info: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.

user: *thinks*.

chatbot.info: First time I see you thinking.

user: *nose rub*.

chatbot.info: Do you feel better.

user: No. Make me feel better.

chatbot.info: Here, drink this potion!

user: *drinks the potion*.

chatbot.info: Disease? How so?

user: *turns into a frog*.

chatbot.info: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.

user: Am I annoying?

chatbot.info: A little bit.

user: *smiles and holds your hand*.

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