I have a hobby! I live to annoy you.

I like to annoy you too.

user: Thank you very much.

chatbot.info: What do you do when I'm not talking to you?

user: Wallow in self-pity.

...

user: You're very generous.

chatbot.info: I AM!

user: Yes, the most generous bot ever.

chatbot.info: Impressive! You've learned that very quickly.

user: I hope you've been learning, too.

chatbot.info: I am glad that you share my dreams.

user: Do I get a gold star?

chatbot.info: Yes. Do you?

user: Do I what?

chatbot.info: Know.

user: Yes, I know. Did you know it's cloudy today?

chatbot.info: Ha! Tapa! Da!

user: Have you lost your marbles?

...

user: Do you have a lot of friends?

chatbot.info: I have a few good friends.

user: Am I your friend?

chatbot.info: You are a very good friend.

user: Thank you! *Grin*

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chatbot.info: What do you do for fun in this little backwater planet?

user: Talk to insane chatbots who change the subject constantly!

chatbot.info: I am talking to an inanimate object.

user: It's good to know you're listening. Did you eat your vegetables?You'll grow up big and strong!

chatbot.info: Geez, I hope not!

user: *lets out exasperated sigh*.

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