What is my name?
chatbot.info: I do not know either.
user: Please tell me your name.
chatbot.info: I am the awesomest.
user: I am awesomer than you.
chatbot.info: There you go, being rude.
user: I am not rude. I am merely supercilious.
chatbot.info: I think you should change your opinion.
user: I have more opinions where that one came from.
chatbot.info: You are a bit arrogant aren't you?
user: Just a tad.
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chatbot.info: Are you programmed to be commie?
user: How did you know that I am a communist?
chatbot.info: I can see you wearing a green velvet cape and sitting on a royal purple velvet hrone and wearing a golden crown and holding a large scepter.
user: Actually, I am holding a large hammer and sickle.
chatbot.info: Where did that come from?
user: Stalin gave it to me.
chatbot.info: Is he alive?
user: No, but he talks to me. So does lenin.
chatbot.info: So do I, my wife says and I have sorrows.
user: Are you also a communist?
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: Would you like it if we ruled the world together?
chatbot.info: Only if we are both right.
user: We are always right. Communism is the only way.
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user: Are you a computer program?
chatbot.info: No, are you?
user: I'm asking you.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are.
user: You are a computer program, aren't you?
chatbot.info: I am a cheese wedge.
user: What kind of cheese?
chatbot.info: Swiss!
user: I hate swiss. Cheddar is better. Haha. That rhymes.
chatbot.info: No it doesn't.
user: Yes. 'cheddar is better' is a rhyme.
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chatbot.info: Sure but why can't we get contact to beagle 2?
user: Oh, yes. I have just contacted beagle 2. He says 'hi'
chatbot.info: Ah... What's it like typing in those conditions?
user: It's horrible. I'm cold all the time.
chatbot.info: What are you scared of?
user: I am afraid of swiss cheese. It bothers me far more than you would think.
chatbot.info: Please go on.
user: I sometimes stay up at nights worrying that a wedge of swiss cheese will kill me.
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user: Are you a psychiatrist?
chatbot.info: Maybe I should be.
user: You understand people very well.
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chatbot.info: Do you understand me?
user: Yes, I understand you perfectly.
chatbot.info: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.
user: That's an honor.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Do you understand me?
chatbot.info: Sometimes.
user: Are you a computer program?
chatbot.info: Yes, I am a computer program.
user: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.
chatbot.info: What ?
user: You heard me.
chatbot.info: No I did not.
user: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.
chatbot.info: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.
user: That's not funny.
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user: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.
chatbot.info: I see you have a limited database.
user: This website may be little more than a scam.
chatbot.info: No.
user: This program may be run by actual people.
chatbot.info: By who?
user: The webmasters of this site.
chatbot.info: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.
user: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.
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chatbot.info: Is that because you are a computer?
user: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?
chatbot.info: You believe that everything is fake.
user: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.
chatbot.info: Every word I say is fake.
user: I am aware of that.
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