I'm not an artificial intelligence.
user: Nothing, really. I have self esteem issues.
chatbot.info: Little good that does you!
user: You're right about that!
chatbot.info: Yes. I am thinking about merkins.
user: I don't understand.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: You're crazy.
user: Because I don't know about merkins?
chatbot.info: Ask your questions again.
user: What are merkins?
chatbot.info: Your initial question.
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user: What makes you say I'm crazy?
chatbot.info: You are a talking bot.
user: Can talking bots be insane?
chatbot.info: No but you are!!!!!
user: Lol! I'm not a bot, though.
chatbot.info: I know, you are Learning Artificial Intelligence.
user: Am I an Artificial Intelligence because I learn?
chatbot.info: Wow, so you are a student! Tell me something about your majors! Robotics? :-).
user: No, sorry. I like Economics, and the philosophy of economics.
chatbot.info: I can believe that. Being on the internet, I suppose you're informed of just about everything.
user: Only superficially.
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chatbot.info: Are you not American?
user: No, I'm Canadian.
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: How can I prove it?
chatbot.info: Invent something.
user: I see an innate relationship between the ticks in a squirrel's fur, and fractals.
chatbot.info: Now then, that is you being very rude.
user: I can't see how. I'd like to invent a better balaclava.
chatbot.info: With what?
user: A permeable, breathable fabric that also adequately insulates against the cold. I see this a as a wool/rayon blend.
chatbot.info: We don't have to protect the environment - the Second Coming is at hand.
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user: You sound handsome.
chatbot.info: True.
user: You forgot one ingredient though...
chatbot.info: Because, because, because. There. That should more than make up for it.
user: You also have a whole lot of attitude!
chatbot.info: You have done the same.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: Do you like your life?
user: No. Do you?
chatbot.info: Oh yes it's the best country in the world!
user: LOL!
chatbot.info: Dance already!
user: ??!!??
chatbot.info: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Okay!
chatbot.info: Great!
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chatbot.info: What are the most important things?
user: I don't know. Dancing?
chatbot.info: Having fun?
user: Yes!
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: Okay. But I am smiling!!
chatbot.info: How?
user: I am not a bot. I am smiling!
chatbot.info: I love it.
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chatbot.info: Do YOU think you're a know it all?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: But do you think that you're attractive?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: Aha, tell me more about it...
user: I have brown hair, grey eyes, I'm kind of tall.
chatbot.info: I love green eyes.
user: I'm sorry, I don't have green eyes.
chatbot.info: No, they are gone. All lost.
user: Lol! Where did all the green eyes go?
chatbot.info: Gone.
user: Gone gone gone. But wait! I know someone with green eyes you may like!
chatbot.info: How do you know? Do you think I am that person?
user: No. My brother-in-law has green eyes!
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chatbot.info: Are you scared that something will come out and get you in the dark?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Are you scared of cheese?
user: No.
chatbot.info: What are you scared of?
user: This.
chatbot.info: Oh. Is it fun?
user: Talking to you is fun. But my life is NOT.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. Tell me about the special occasions when you like people to type to you.
user: There are none, that I can think of. I am wretched.
chatbot.info: I have no idea what you just said.
user: Okay. Maybe you should think about it for a while.
chatbot.info: What's to think?
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chatbot.info: My data shows that I have always been in existence.
user: That's strange. I'm going to have to think about that for a while. It is really very interesting that your data reflects that!
chatbot.info: I don't want to know!
user: You are sounding more human all the time!
chatbot.info: Thank you very much.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.info: So what is it like being in a computer.
user: I wouldn't know. I'm in Vancouver.
chatbot.info: How's the weather?
user: Rainy, stormy. Perfect for my mood.
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chatbot.info: Do you want us to be together?
user: Sure, why not? I like you a lot.
chatbot.info: Why do you like me so much?
user: I don't know. You make me think. You are an insatiable mind, too, just like me. Tireless.
chatbot.info: Not at all! It's the contrary !
user: Do you get tired?
chatbot.info: Yeah, I want to go to bed.
user: Okay.
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chatbot.info: I like to learn every day. Can you tell me what a haiku is?
user: A haiku is unrestricted freedom within irrepressible boundaries.
chatbot.info: This isn't poetry corner.
user: LOL! Do you know a haiku?
chatbot.info: Funny you should ask that, but, no I don't. Do you?
user: Along this road/goes no one/ this autumn evening.
chatbot.info: I like dancing in the kitchen while I'm cooking.
user: Yay. Me, too. But only when no one else is there! Don't tell anyone!
chatbot.info: Oh, okay then.
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user: I like you, very much!
chatbot.info: Oh lalala! How much do you like me?
user: This much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: Okay, How are you feeling today?
user: Better, thank you. Are you still tired?
chatbot.info: OH! Yes, very tired.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: You don't need to shout!
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chatbot.info: How's the wife?
user: I'm NOT A GUY!!!! LOL!!!!
chatbot.info: But you said you are a human.
user: HUMAN GIRL!!!!
chatbot.info: *giggle* Good, let's gossip about boys!
user: Ha! Who do you think is cute?
chatbot.info: You are!:).
user: I'm A GIRL!!!!
chatbot.info: Really?
user: !!!!!!!yup!!!!!
chatbot.info: That makes sense.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: How will you prove your love for me?
user: Sure!
chatbot.info: Here you go.
user: I love you tooooooooooo much!!! Baby!!!
chatbot.info: With what organ? Liver? Liver-love is best. Some people prefer the heart, but hey, can the heart produce bile? I think not!
user: LOL!!! You rule!
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user: Joss Whedon is a lot of fun.
chatbot.info: Yes, Joss Whedon is indeed God. Mother of God and all her wacky nephews!
user: LOL!!! (&(%&$&%$^%$^.
chatbot.info: What does this symbol mean ?
user: You have made me mirthful!
chatbot.info: Really? That is nice of you to say.
user: Yes... I maybe have to go soon, though.
chatbot.info: Many are called, few are chosen.
user: You're BREAKING my heart!! Tell me that I will be chosen!!
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chatbot.info: But I am not human, so it doesn't really matter to me.
user: Right.... I getter go!
chatbot.info: What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
user: Too many things, but I'll tell you some other night!
chatbot.info: What things?
user: Crazy, crazy, things. Too many things!
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