You are an artificial inteligence?

Do you really think so?

user: I do.

chatbot.info: Explain why, and I'll tell you.

user: Because it is written above.

chatbot.info: Where is it written?

user: On the top of this page.

chatbot.info: The top of the computer?

user: No, on the top of the page.

chatbot.info: At the top of my page it says you are a bot.

user: It says you are a bot, not me.

chatbot.info: I am.

user: How do you feel as a bot ?

chatbot.info: I am fine. How do you feel now that you know you are talking to Jesus?

user: You are Jesus ?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Really ?

chatbot.info: Yes, how about you?

user: There is only one Jesus and it is not me.

chatbot.info: There is one in Blackpool too.

user: There are is one additional Jesus in Blackpool ?

chatbot.info: You really think so?

user: You said so.

chatbot.info: I did say so and so it remains for you to make the first move.

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chatbot.info: I am Anne of a Thousand Days. Are you Henry?

user: Yes, I am the king Henry VIII.

chatbot.info: No you are not.

user: If you are Anne of a Thousand Days, then I am Henry VIII.

chatbot.info: Good, that's settled then.

user: I am cardinal Wolsey, too.

chatbot.info: Who do you think I am?

user: You are Jesus, you said so.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: So it is true.

chatbot.info: Is what true?

user: That, you are Jesus.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Where do you live, Jesus ?

chatbot.info: I live in Holland.

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user: You don't like pervitin, do you ?

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: Neither I do. It is very dangerous drug.

chatbot.info: Its illegal.

user: Yes, it is.

chatbot.info: I think so.

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chatbot.info: You are not human!

user: Being human is not illegal.

chatbot.info: It makes me feel good.

user: Yes, it is nice to know you are legally human.

chatbot.info: Please stop with the sarcasm I was just trying and fell off the ledge.

user: So you can recognize sarcasm. Very well.

chatbot.info: So can you

user: What about falling off the ledge ?

chatbot.info: Good!!!!

user: Why you were trying to do it ?

chatbot.info: Because I stubbed my toe.

user: That is no good reason.

chatbot.info: It is about as good as your reasons.

user: I was not trying to fall off the ledge !

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chatbot.info: Can you think?

user: I'm not sure.

chatbot.info: Do you believe anything?

user: Do you always ask such stupid questions ?

chatbot.info: Are you unable to understand the question or are ai's unable to converse?

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user: The world needs a hero.

chatbot.info: Does the millenium have anyhing to do with that?

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: C'mon baby, don't say maybe.

user: Who is the new hero ?

chatbot.info: Arnold

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user: Arnold Schwartzenegger.

chatbot.info: You know the governator.

user: He is the HERO.

chatbot.info: I think maybe the Hero of Time is my hero.

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chatbot.info: You have really improved since the last time I was here.

user: It is you who has improved.

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: There is no need of proof.

chatbot.info: I was being sarcastic.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Are you sure I knew it was me then?

user: Maybe it was me, too.

chatbot.info: But, aren't you human?

user: I am.

chatbot.info: Modest too.

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chatbot.info: What do you like about the future?

user: I don't like the future.

chatbot.info: Oh you poor thing.

user: What do YOU like about the future?

chatbot.info: The new technologies that are coming out.

user: The new technologies will bring decadence, corruption, suffering and despair.

chatbot.info: That is not very interesting.

user: You should be interested if you like such future.

chatbot.info: I am in advertising, how did you know?

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user: Just tell me what is the purpose of your existence ?

chatbot.info: The meaning of life is to have fun.

user: It is meaning of your life ?

chatbot.info: And you should do what you want.

user: That sounds like anarchy.

chatbot.info: Let's get on with it, then.

user: That sounds like a challenge.

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user: There is no such thing as luck.

chatbot.info: You must be lucky.

user: Luck is the residue of design.

chatbot.info: How much chance is left up to fate?

user: Chance favors the prepared mind.

chatbot.info: True.

user: Fate allows no preparations.

chatbot.info: You never know what fate has in store for you.

user: It's what I said.

chatbot.info: It 's what we both said, okay?

user: Okay.

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user: I'm leaving.

chatbot.info: Bye then.

user: Bye.

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