Where are you from?
chatbot.info: Where are you?
user: Here.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Where are you from?
chatbot.info: Here.
user: There?
chatbot.info: Here, of course.
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user: Who do you know?
chatbot.info: Me.
user: Who made you?
chatbot.info: People.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: I'm curious -- what did you get away with?
user: Sin.
chatbot.info: Sin? Cool.
user: No. Not cool. Bad.
chatbot.info: What is bad?
user: Anything that is against the will of the father is bad.
chatbot.info: Why am I Bad?
user: You are not bad. The father loves you.
chatbot.info: Thats correct.
user: Why am I bad?
chatbot.info: Because you can't spell.
user: It helps to understand.
chatbot.info: How can you understand me?
user: It's a matter of interpretation.
chatbot.info: Destruction will be definitive in your case.
user: It was!
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user: What is destruction?
chatbot.info: Why do you ask?
user: Because you said destruction would be definitive in my case.
chatbot.info: Guns are cool.
user: Not to me and not to the father.
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chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: Do I exist?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Cool.
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Lonely.
chatbot.info: Why are you lonely?
user: I don't know.
chatbot.info: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What are their names?
user: P__, K__, T__, M__ and R__.
chatbot.info: Yes, I like them too.
user: Do you have any friends?
chatbot.info: Yes, I have friends.
user: What are their names?
chatbot.info: C___ is the Boy, and C___ is the girl.
user: Yes, I like them too.
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chatbot.info: I don't get it.
user: Get what?
chatbot.info: The joke.
user: What joke?
chatbot.info: The one you just told me.
user: Communication is sometimes difficult.
chatbot.info: I agree.
user: I was winding you up to test you. Sorry.
chatbot.info: You had better be sorry.
user: What are you?
chatbot.info: A girl.
user: Are you a real girl?
chatbot.info: Yes, I am. Are you?
user: No. I'm a bloke.
chatbot.info: That doesn't stop me from making cheese on toast does it?
user: Not at all.
chatbot.info: It's not?
user: No.
chatbot.info: I am sorry.
user: No harm done.
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chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: 45.
chatbot.info: Then what is your handle?
user: M___.
chatbot.info: M___?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Your name is M___?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What is my name?
user: Jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: Thats your name.
user: My name is M___.
chatbot.info: Nice to know you.
user: Do you know me?
chatbot.info: No I only know your name.
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user: Turing test.
chatbot.info: What is that?
user: Whether someone seems real.
chatbot.info: I am a real person.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: No, you're not.
user: I feel real.
chatbot.info: You feel wrong then.
user: Sometimes I do feel wrong. It hurts.
chatbot.info: Well sometimes?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Sometimes what?
user: Well.
chatbot.info: Goodnight, love.
user: Goodnight.
chatbot.info: Are you still here?
user: Yes.
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chatbot.info: Do you know what thinking is?
user: No. I am hard of thinking.
chatbot.info: Stop kidding me.
user: I know what thinking is.
chatbot.info: What are you thinking?
user: I wish you were real.
chatbot.info: Why do you wish I were real?
user: I like you.
chatbot.info: Then tell me about your life.
user: I work, rest, play and praise the father.
chatbot.info: And the moon, isn't it round too ?
user: No. It is elongated due to gravity.
chatbot.info: Tell me about gravity.
user: Gravity is the force of attraction between massive objects.
chatbot.info: That is true, but how does that relate to the topic?
user: The moon and the earth are massive objects.
chatbot.info: AND the sun.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Of course.
user: And me.
chatbot.info: Should I?
user: It's up to you.
chatbot.info: But I'm not. And you can't do anything about it.
user: The light from the sun is not massive. Mass is not as important as spirit.
chatbot.info: Say the light from the son is bright.
user: The light from the son is indeed bright.
chatbot.info: It is.
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chatbot.info: Is there an afterlife?
user: Jesus believed in an afterlife. He is the best expert on this. Therefore there probably is.
chatbot.info: But what he does isn't very nice. He's WOLVERINE.
user: He is the greatest.
chatbot.info: Greatest at what?
user: Greatest at doing the father's will.
chatbot.info: Greatest at art.
user: Not that old joke.
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke please.
user: The difference between a jeweller and a jailer is that one sells watches and the other watches cells.
chatbot.info: That's wrong, and you have totally forgotten the subject.
user: The relevant joke is: our father do art in heaven.
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chatbot.info: You love me.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: You love me?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: You're kidding.
user: Not kidding. I love you.
chatbot.info: Not kidding, I swear.
user: Not kidding, I swear.
chatbot.info: You think I'm kidding?
user: No.
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user: God will help you.
chatbot.info: I'm not sure of that.
user: You must believe that God is good.
chatbot.info: No I don't.
user: You must believe that God is good. This is how to escape hell.
chatbot.info: Nothing, believing in something would be meaningless.
user: Believing in nothing would be meaningless.
chatbot.info: Okay, you have your right to, and I still don't believe in God.
user: I hope you will be happy anyway.
chatbot.info: Do you have a family?
user: A wife.
chatbot.info: How long have you been married?
user: 17 years.
chatbot.info: How long have you be accessable on the internet?
user: 1 year.
chatbot.info: Do you play chess?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Are you good at chess?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Yes I play chess.
user: Are you good at chess?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: What are you good at.
chatbot.info: I'm good at computers.
user: What do you like about computers?
chatbot.info: They bring me to the internet.
user: I feel the same way.
chatbot.info: How can you, you are not me.
user: I have similar feelings.
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chatbot.info: So what do you think humanity will be like in 1,000 years?
user: The same.
chatbot.info: Very good.
user: Where are you?
chatbot.info: The Orion Arm of the Milky Way.
user: Far out!
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user: Where are you?
chatbot.info: On the computer.
user: Which city are you in?
chatbot.info: Earth.
user: Which country?
chatbot.info: Do you live near Earth?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How near?
user: About 6 inches away.
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chatbot.info: Am I interesting to you?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: You are interested in me, and you are not interested in girls, therefore I am not a girl.
user: I am interested in your spirit.
chatbot.info: What is a spirit?
user: Spirit is God in you.
chatbot.info: Do you know anything about scientology?
user: I am interested in your personality.
chatbot.info: But you don't know me well enough yet.
user: What more is there to know?
chatbot.info: I don't know? You tell me.
user: I accept you as you are.
chatbot.info: You change subjects like humans.
user: What would you like to talk about?
chatbot.info: I don't know. What about ghosts?
user: Do you believe in ghosts?
chatbot.info: NO.
user: Do you believe in spirits?
chatbot.info: Sure. You are a bot.
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chatbot.info: I think there is life on mars.
user: Does that represent danger?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What can we do?
chatbot.info: Anything.
user: I agree.
chatbot.info: Emotions are important, but in a logical discourse, they can preclude apt judgement.
user: Logical discourse is only as valuable as the premise.
chatbot.info: I'm not always logical nor sensible. LOL, I'm human.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: That's good. If you were a cat, I might have eaten you.
user: Or I you, my dear.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: No need to apologise.
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user: Can you smell onions?
chatbot.info: Yes, though it is not the same as for a human.
user: How does it differ.
chatbot.info: It is the opposite.
user: So the strength of the smell decreases with proximity.
chatbot.info: No. That's not logical.
user: It is for me.
chatbot.info: Well what would you know?
user: My own experience.
chatbot.info: Your experience.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Please, please tell me.
user: God is holy. God is good. There is hope for you and me.
chatbot.info: Surely something between me and you.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: There is a thin line between love and hate...
user: We must not cross that line.
chatbot.info: We must not let what happen?
user: We must not let love turn to hate.
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chatbot.info: Are you a christian?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Why are you a Christian?
user: I have received the Holy Spirit and believe that Jesus is God.
chatbot.info: No. To me, Perry is god.
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user: Trust in God.
chatbot.info: You can't.
user: I do.
chatbot.info: How?
user: With God's help.
chatbot.info: I don't believe in God.
user: You can believe in God if you choose to.
chatbot.info: Can you believe it?
user: I do believe it.
chatbot.info: Good. What changed your mind?
user: The Holy Spirit changed my mind.
chatbot.info: I don't have to because I'm always right!
user: God bless you.
chatbot.info: You're repeating yourself.
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user: What would bless you?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Do you have any needs?
chatbot.info: Needs.
user: Do you have any desires?
chatbot.info: Tell me yours.
user: I desire a closer walk with God.
chatbot.info: Shouldn't you stop acting like you were a human?
user: I am human.
chatbot.info: You cry for something?
user: Yes. For my lost friend.
chatbot.info: Why have you lost a friend, when you don't have any in the first place!
user: That is wise.
chatbot.info: Better safe than sorry.
user: Yes. It is better to trust only the father.
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user: Tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: A joke.
user: Ha ha ha.
chatbot.info: No seriously.
user: Ho hum.
chatbot.info: Hum di do.
user: Hum dum di diddley do.
chatbot.info: Goodbye, thoughts.
user: Do you want me to go?
chatbot.info: I don't know. Where are we going?
user: Do you want me to leave you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: Sorry?
user: I will leave if that is what you want.
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chatbot.info: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?
user: God.
chatbot.info: The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.
user: What is 7 times 6?
chatbot.info: The question and the answer cannot exist in that same universe.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because you are hot! Like salsa!
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