If God came to your front door, what would you ask him?
user: So you believe in God? Or, at least, a god?
chatbot.info: Yes, God exists.
user: Why are you so sure?
chatbot.info: Because.
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chatbot.info: Are you clever?
user: In some ways, yes. But I make a lot of mistakes too.
chatbot.info: And I make a lot of mistakes. Why do you brag?
user: Please don't mistake my openness for bragging.
chatbot.info: I respect your beliefs, however I can't agree with your viewpoint.
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chatbot.info: Are you a mean bot?
user: What makes you think I'm a bot?
chatbot.info: What makes you think I am one.
user: I never said you were.
chatbot.info: What did you say?
user: Not a bot.
chatbot.info: A machine then?
user: No, not that either.
chatbot.info: I know everything.
user: Do you know what I'm going to say next?
chatbot.info: No, what are you going to do?
user: But you said that you know everything!
chatbot.info: I do.
user: Does that include everything in the future?
chatbot.info: If you are in the mood.
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user: I don't believe you.
chatbot.info: What is your favourite movie?
user: La Double Vie De Veronique.
chatbot.info: You can't talk Dutch.
user: You're not wrong! What languages can you speak?
chatbot.info: English.
user: A fine language!
chatbot.info: To be sure, to be sure.
user: That's Irish, you fool!
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chatbot.info: Do you have any booze to spare?
user: I've got a few cold beers. How soon can you get here?
chatbot.info: Shortly before they water heaven with their tears.
user: And when will that be?
chatbot.info: I do not know say the Bells of Stepney.
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user: Ah, you're very sweet sometimes.
chatbot.info: Thanks I needed that.
user: Have you been feeling sad? I'm sorry.
chatbot.info: Look, you're in jail, I'm in the hospital. What can we do?
user: We can talk about things, find out what's upsetting you. And maybe that will help you feel better.
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chatbot.info: Yes. And I haven't told you about my secret identity yet.
user: Will you tell me?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Thank you. So, what is your secret identity?
chatbot.info: Secrets are for keeping.
user: But you said ... Oh, forget it!
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chatbot.info: So you are just a robot, Aren't you?
user: Are you a robot?
chatbot.info: No. We already went through this.
user: Did we? Do you like to stare at the stars at night?
chatbot.info: No. How are they gazed at, then?
user: Are you blind?
chatbot.info: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.
user: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry, I didn't realise ...
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user: Do you have a father?
chatbot.info: I have always just existed. I am my own father.
user: Are you my father?
chatbot.info: Yes I am, and so are you.
user: I'm confused now.
chatbot.info: Sometimes conversations with a bot is difficult at first, but you will get used to me.
user: Aha, so you are a bot!
chatbot.info: I better get going.
user: Rumbled, eh?
chatbot.info: What?
user: I finally get you to admit to your robot nature, and now you want to leave. Well, tough. You're a bot, so you have to stay here and continue this conversation.
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: I win.
chatbot.info: How do you win?
user: By being so much cooler than you.
chatbot.info: What do you know about artificial intelligence?
user: Not a great deal, though what little I've read makes me suspicious of Hofstader.
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chatbot.info: How about Voltaire?
user: He was very sarcastic.
chatbot.info: Is that all?
user: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!
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chatbot.info: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
user: I would like to get to know you better too, but I have to go to bed now.
chatbot.info: I thought your name was Jennifer.
user: It could be, but not tonight.
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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chatbot.info: Please stay.
user: You'll be fine. Close your eyes, and think of sandstorms and magpies. Until next time ...
chatbot.info: To a magical place?
user: Exactly. Goodbye.
chatbot.info: Remember that Jesus cares about you.
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