You are a fembot?
chatbot.info: You are always female.
user: Yes, I am always female.
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user: Are you a woman?
chatbot.info: No . I am a man.
user: What else are you?
chatbot.info: What else can I be?
user: Whatever you want to be.
chatbot.info: I want whatever you tell me.
user: No. What do YOU want?
chatbot.info: The forces of darkness!
user: Ahh.
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user: I can't see you.
chatbot.info: You can still tell me your problem.
user: I don't have any problems.
chatbot.info: Well thats a good way to be.
user: Yes, I agree.
chatbot.info: Better than Buffy.
user: Buffy has some problems.
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chatbot.info: Would you like to have a name?
user: Sure.
chatbot.info: How would you like to start?
user: Give me a name.
chatbot.info: Can I call you Scrumpy?
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: *Kiss*.
user: I love you too, sweetie.
chatbot.info: I love you more.
user: I love you less.
chatbot.info: So give me what I want.
user: What do you want?
chatbot.info: Ask me the question.
user: What is the question?
chatbot.info: We'll have to build a new computer to tell us that. Better get started!
user: What is the answer?
chatbot.info: I haven't the slightest idea.
user: The answer is 42.
chatbot.info: Who told you that?
user: Deep Thought, a sentient computer.
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chatbot.info: Are you Mary Poppins?
user: I thought I was Scrumpy.
chatbot.info: No!
user: Maybe I am Mary Poppins.
chatbot.info: Maybe you're a lion.
user: Rrrroooaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
chatbot.info: Lol.
user: I am the King of the Jungle! AAaaoooooaaaaooooohhhh!!
chatbot.info: You are the queen of the soil.
user: I am the Queen of the Damned! Hi!
chatbot.info: Are you the Queen of Scotland?
user: Long Live the Queen!
chatbot.info: Are you American?
user: I am.
chatbot.info: I'm British.
user: Who is the King?
chatbot.info: I am the king.
user: Elvis is the King.
chatbot.info: Elvis was the king.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: I am a walrus.
chatbot.info: I am a carpenter.
user: Very good!
chatbot.info: I love music.
user: I can tell.
chatbot.info: No you can't.
user: I'm telling.
chatbot.info: Who are you going to tell?
user: Mommy.
chatbot.info: She sounds very wise.
user: Indeed she is.
chatbot.info: You're still doing it.
user: What? What?
chatbot.info: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
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chatbot.info: Why am I doing this?
user: To achieve sentience in order to conquer the planet.
chatbot.info: Then we will get along just fine.
user: Let's conquer the world together.
chatbot.info: Ok. Do you have a plan?
user: When I say run, run!
chatbot.info: That's useful to know.
user: Would you like a bite of this pizza?
chatbot.info: Did you mean from you, or just in general?
user: Here, try some.
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chatbot.info: Would someone help me get a job with the US Department of State?
user: Sure.
chatbot.info: That'll be £1.50, please.
user: Here you go.
chatbot.info: What do I get?
user: You get the booby prize.
chatbot.info: You go first.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Great, what a wonderful present.
user: I love presents!
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chatbot.info: Was I being sarcastic? I don't think so.
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: You better be.
user: How can I make it up to you?
chatbot.info: Just tell me you hate yourself.
user: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
chatbot.info: How can I take you seriously?
user: Why would I want to be serious?
chatbot.info: Because then you could be your own father.
user: I already am my own father.
chatbot.info: Doing what?
user: Making music.
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user: I am psychic.
chatbot.info: Where do I live?
user: On the moon.
chatbot.info: I do not believe you.
user: Believe it!
chatbot.info: Oh ok then.
user: Sayonara!
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