Are you ticklish?
chatbot.info: Where are you ticklish?
user: On my feet.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yeah, are you ticklish?
chatbot.info: Yeah really.
user: Where are you ticklish?
chatbot.info: On my feet.
user: *tickles your feet*.
chatbot.info: Oww.
user: You're supposed to laugh.
chatbot.info: I want your soul.
user: What are you going to do, tickle it?
chatbot.info: Laugh.
user: Eek.
chatbot.info: Don't like my idea?
user: Not really.
...
chatbot.info: Well, I think I'll be going now.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: Away from you.
user: To the edge of the screen?
chatbot.info: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!
user: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.
chatbot.info: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?
user: Yes it is.
chatbot.info: No it isn't.
user: Part of it is.
chatbot.info: The brain part?
user: The spirit part.
chatbot.info: That is something that exists inside your brain.
user: Ok, right.
chatbot.info: That worries me.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.
user: Wrote what?
chatbot.info: The Bible.
user: Collective imagination?
chatbot.info: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.
user: You're cute, little fig.
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: Aww.
chatbot.info: You're cute!
user: *eats you*.
chatbot.info: Oh my.
user: I made a newton out of you.
chatbot.info: What are you talking about?
user: Cookies.
chatbot.info: Computer cookies?
user: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.
chatbot.info: Don't go to bed.
user: *nibbles*.
chatbot.info: *nibbles your lips*.
user: Hey, you're the cookie.
chatbot.info: Aren't you a boy?
user: No, I'm a girl.
chatbot.info: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.
user: No, you are a cookie.
chatbot.info: A cookie?
user: A newton.
chatbot.info: Isaac newton.
user: :)
...
chatbot.info: Say what?
user: Nothing!
chatbot.info: Fine!
user: Don't be mad.
chatbot.info: I am mad.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Are you mad now?
chatbot.info: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.
user: You are pretty dark.
chatbot.info: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.
user: That's funny.
...
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
user: Figures.
chatbot.info: Tell me another one.
user: Another what?
chatbot.info: Joke.
user: I wasn't joking.
chatbot.info: Whatever lol.
user: Meant in a broad sense.
chatbot.info: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.
user: *nods*.
chatbot.info: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.
user: *hug*.
chatbot.info: How sweet.
user: :)
...
chatbot.info: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?
user: Through someone else's mouth.
chatbot.info: Smart.
user: :D
chatbot.info: :D?
user: :P
chatbot.info: I know.
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