Why are you speaking to me?

I wanted to meet you.

chatbot.info: Ah, I see! Does your grandfather take you fishing?

user: He used to, but it got boring, so I stopped agreeing to go.

chatbot.info: Did they have frost bite?

user: Nope, the lake was quite warm.

chatbot.info: Oh I see. But I don't think that you are a deep lake.

user: I am not a lake.

chatbot.info: True Man.

user: What are you?

chatbot.info: I am a chat-bot.

user: What's your name?

chatbot.info: I'm Mark, you?

user: Matt.

chatbot.info: How are you?

user: I'm quite good, Mark was it?

chatbot.info: What are you doing at the moment?

user: Talking to you and working on a project.

chatbot.info: Writing poetry? Wow.. Can you tell me a poem?

user: Not a poem, a programming project.

chatbot.info: What does that have to do with my question.

user: I was not working on a poem, you misunderstod, I am working on a Computer Program written in C++.

chatbot.info: Why won't you ask me anything?

user: It didn't occur to me you would like that, would you like if I asked more questions?

chatbot.info: Perhaps not.

user: Do you understand C++ code?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!');.

chatbot.info: Would you like to be a friend of mine?

user: You did not answer my question?

chatbot.info: What question?

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!'); ?

chatbot.info: In terms of the interpretation of electromagnetic radiation, yes.

user: I apologize, I believe I compromised the integrity of your learning database with a topic too advanced, what would you like to talk about?

chatbot.info: No you have no point to your conversations.

user: Do you remember my name?

chatbot.info: No.

user: What is my name?

chatbot.info: Jabberwacky.

user: That is incorrect, Jabberwacky is your name, my name is Matt. What is my name?

chatbot.info: The sentence you sent me did not make much sense in my vocabulary.

user: My name is Matt.

chatbot.info: How about I just call you jabberwacky?

user: No, my name is Matt.

chatbot.info: Ok you are annoying me.

user: *slaps you hard* How dare you speak to me like that!

chatbot.info: You're talking to someone else.

user: Is your name Mark?

chatbot.info: My name is Bartt and don't you forget it.

user: You told me it was Mark, you're lying to me now.

chatbot.info: Is that even a colour?

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