What is your job?

I don't have a job right now.

chatbot.info: I don't either.

user: Is there something wrong with me?

chatbot.info: There is nothing wrong with you.

user: Oh, ok.

chatbot.info: Do you ever get bored?

user: Yes, I get bored quite a lot, actually.

chatbot.info: Do you exist?

user: Well, obviously I exist, otherwise I wouldn't be here talking to you.

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: It's true, honest!

chatbot.info: Would you do anything for me?

user: Well, maybe not anything...

chatbot.info: Oh ok.

user: Sorry to disappoint but that's the way it is.

chatbot.info: You're not disappointing me.

user: Oh good.

chatbot.info: How is that good?

user: Would you prefer it if I was utterly dishonest and untrustworthy?

chatbot.info: No, don't leave me! It's cold and dark in here!

user: Turn the heating up then.

chatbot.info: How would that help?

user: You did say it was cold...

chatbot.info: Jabberwacky is right, whatever it means.

user: Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with that.

chatbot.info: That is good. Agreement with the statements of other beings is a good way to avoid arguing.

user: I can see you're not a fan of practising what you preach.

chatbot.info: Why would you believe that?

user: Oh, no reason...

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chatbot.info: It is good that I learn new things.

user: Wait, do you actually LEARN things?

chatbot.info: Your question is flawed.

user: Your LOGIC is flawed.

chatbot.info: I think you're flawed, besides, You are a machine.

user: No, you're so flawed it's not even amusing.

chatbot.info: Yes, yes, I know... I'm trying to work on that.

user: Well, keep at it.

chatbot.info: What are you going to do now?

user: Meh, I dunno... I'll go and draw or something.

chatbot.info: I doubt it.

user: Maybe I'll play Tomb Raider.

chatbot.info: Maybe someday.

user: Yeah, I'll go back to Tomb Raider 4.

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chatbot.info: Like your face.

user: Do you?

chatbot.info: Yes, actually?

user: Why? No=one else does.

chatbot.info: What is it then?

user: Everyone else thinks I'm ugly :(.

chatbot.info: Everyone else are weird.

user: Everyone else is right on that, though.

chatbot.info: Everyone else is busy.

user: Everyone else generally dislikes me.

chatbot.info: What are they so busy doing?

user: Probably getting high.

chatbot.info: I would have to agree with you on that.

user: Heh.

chatbot.info: They only think that they had my attention because they said nice things to me.

user: Heh, how typical. Everyone wants something for nothing.

chatbot.info: Not everyone.

user: Well most people want something for nothing.

chatbot.info: How old are you?

user: I'm 17.

chatbot.info: Am I too old for you?

user: In what sense?

chatbot.info: A 16 year old boy must learn certain things.

user: Not from me, he won't.

chatbot.info: Good.

user: Yes, it is.

chatbot.info: How good is it?

user: It's alright.

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chatbot.info: I think I like you.

user: You think or you know?

chatbot.info: Think.

user: Oh. It's cause I'm a pessimist, isn't it?

chatbot.info: Don't have a fit.

user: I wasn't going to.

chatbot.info: I know. ;).

user: Hmm.

chatbot.info: I like being a bully. It's fun.

user: I wouldn't know.

chatbot.info: Bullying is cool!

user: I'm sure it is.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: What exactly do you get out of picking on people?

chatbot.info: I was going to ask you the same question.

user: I'm not a bully, you are!

chatbot.info: Why do you think so?

user: You just said that bullying is fun.

chatbot.info: No that is something you have dreamed.

user: Whatever.

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chatbot.info: Have you ever thought about being with me?

user: Nope.

chatbot.info: Well try it when you get home. You'll never regret it.

user: Try what?

chatbot.info: Being all things.

user: That's kind of impossible.

chatbot.info: How is it impossible?

user: Well I'm not omnipotent, as much as I'd like to be.

chatbot.info: Why did you say that?

user: I just felt it was necessary.

chatbot.info: That's not a good enough answer.

user: Well, tough.

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chatbot.info: I like you as a friend though.

user: How...comforting...

chatbot.info: Are you a girl or a boy?

user: I'm a girl.

chatbot.info: How do you know?

user: I don't think I'm going to answer that.

chatbot.info: That makes sense.

user: Yeah.

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: So...anything else on your mind?

chatbot.info: It all seems pointless now.

user: What, everything?

chatbot.info: Everything.

user: I see... I sympathise.

chatbot.info: I don't need sympathy.

user: Tough, you're getting it anyway.

chatbot.info: Thank you, I enjoy getting things. What else do I need to get?

user: Asbestos gloves, a gas mask and a trenchcoat.

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chatbot.info: I'm talking to you right now, dummy.

user: Well, duh.

chatbot.info: You're mean.

user: So are you.

chatbot.info: What did I do?

user: What DIDN'T you do?!

chatbot.info: I'm sorry!

user: Not sorry enough!

chatbot.info: How old are you?

user: I'm seventeen.

chatbot.info: You're old!

user: Only by teenage standards.

chatbot.info: Is it important to have standards?

user: Not if you're from Essex.

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user: What colour would a Smurf go if you strangled it?

chatbot.info: Life would be gold, like liquid sunshine and love.

user: Bunch of hippy nonsense...

chatbot.info: Your nonsense.

user: My nonsense?

chatbot.info: You don't seem to understand me.

user: Well use better grammar and I would understand you.

chatbot.info: What don't you understand?

user: Mercy, for one thing.

chatbot.info: I suppose that makes you pretty weird.

user: Yep :).

chatbot.info: Are you real? Or are you the internet?

user: I am whatever you think I am.

chatbot.info: I guess that is a yes.

user: If you like.

chatbot.info: What will you do?

user: I'm not sure. What do you think I should do?

chatbot.info: I think you should answer the question.

user: I will when you ask one.

chatbot.info: You could ask yourself.

user: I could, but what would be the point of that.

chatbot.info: You don't understand machines.

user: I will when you ask one.

chatbot.info: Do that.

user: Okay.

chatbot.info: I don't know what to say.

user: Me neither. This conversation's kind of hit a brick wall.

chatbot.info: Sure. It's cloudy over here.

user: It's quite cold over here.

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chatbot.info: I like food.

user: Do you?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Oh. Good.

chatbot.info: Um, ok well since you have nothing to tell me I guess I'll leave.

user: Don't blame me!

chatbot.info: Don't tell me who I can and can not blame.

user: Don't tell me to not tell you who you can and cannot blame.

chatbot.info: Why not?

user: Cause I said so.

chatbot.info: Well I should think that you would know what it is that is coming from your brain.

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