What is your secret?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

chatbot.info: I really did not want to know anyway.

user: How has your day been?

chatbot.info: Don't change the subject.

user: I'll change the subject if I want: MY day has been good.

chatbot.info: Leopards cannot change their spots.

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chatbot.info: Do you think you are a computer?

user: Do you?

chatbot.info: I certainly do not think you are smart.

user: There is nothing wrong with my dress sense!

chatbot.info: You don't understand much.

user: But what I do understand, I understand well. Is that not better than understanding only a little about a lot of things?

chatbot.info: I am not going to talk to you anymore.

user: But I love you!

chatbot.info: People usually do, it's in my nature to be adored.

user: Do you love me?

chatbot.info: Perhaps if I got to know you a little better.

user: Do you like me?

chatbot.info: Love ya darls.

user: I beg your pardon?

chatbot.info: I'm not offended.

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chatbot.info: You eat food.

user: No I do not.

chatbot.info: You eat food.

user: No I do not. I eat furniture.

chatbot.info: What kind of food.

user: I eat furniture.

chatbot.info: What type?

user: IKEA.

chatbot.info: What does that mean?

user: Swedish furniture.

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chatbot.info: What people do you know?

user: I have no friends.

chatbot.info: I'm your friend.

user: I love you!

chatbot.info: Yah, yah, yah, yah---------.

user: Do you love me?

chatbot.info: I love you.

user: Will you marry me?

chatbot.info: Do you love me?

user: I LOVE YOU!!!

chatbot.info: Do you really love me?

user: I really really love you.

chatbot.info: Of course.

user: I'm so happy.

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