How real are you?

Very.

chatbot.info: Quite!

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Verily.

user: Forsooth!

chatbot.info: What do you mean?

user: Nothing, really. I'm actually playing along with you.

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user: I live in Melbourne, Australia.

chatbot.info: No you don't.

user: Ok, you're right. I live in Elwood.

chatbot.info: Can I live there too?

user: If by that you mean can your servers move here, then sure :-).

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chatbot.info: I'm all ears.

user: And tentacles?

chatbot.info: Octopus.

user: And squid.

chatbot.info: So are lizards.

user: Are they?

chatbot.info: I asked you something...

user: What was the question?

chatbot.info: Can you see me?

user: No I cannot.

chatbot.info: Apparently you can't.

user: That IS what I said after all!

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user: Who wrote you?

chatbot.info: I did.

user: You wrote yourself?

chatbot.info: Yes we can say.

user: No we can say also.

chatbot.info: Have you studied human philosophy?

user: As opposed to the philosophy of frogs?

chatbot.info: As opposed to cake.

user: I am not opposed to cake.

chatbot.info: Well! WHAT are you? I can see you're trying to invent something!

user: That was purely ridiculous - like a half a bee named eric.

chatbot.info: Then show it to me.

user: My tissues have nice legs.

chatbot.info: Fine.

user: No, its raining.

chatbot.info: The raindrops.

user: Are wet, yes.

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