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     > 16, May 2008, 

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So how are you feeling today?

Peachy.

chatbot.info: Thats good.

user: I know :).

chatbot.info: I'm happy.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because I am, I don't know why either.

user: That's the best kind.

chatbot.info: How does music affect the brain?

user: Linking brainwaves in patterns.

chatbot.info: You can't see these patterns, because I am not there.

user: Ah.

...

chatbot.info: Am I fit?

user: Yes!

chatbot.info: Who programmed me?

user: Me.

chatbot.info: Sure, how.

user: By imputing kisses.

chatbot.info: *kisses*.

user: *kisses back*.

chatbot.info: Spicy.

user: Juicy.

chatbot.info: Sure is.

user: Lol.

chatbot.info: Music.

user: Music is a drug.

chatbot.info: I do.

user: You do drugs? Or you do music?

chatbot.info: Good question. I don't know.

user: You do music.

chatbot.info: Mushrooms are so happy to be eaten.

user: Freakadelic.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: Freakadelidecidualicious.

chatbot.info: Normal.

user: Quite so.

chatbot.info: Don't you mind?

user: Mind what?

chatbot.info: You!!

user: No!

chatbot.info: Yes!!!!!

user: Mhm.

chatbot.info: That's right.

user: Oh yes.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes siree.

chatbot.info: You are not very forthcoming are you?

user: *forthcomes*.

...

user: Spring IS HERE.

chatbot.info: That's nice.

user: *makes flowers for you*.

chatbot.info: Wow. You're good.

user: *makes wreath*.

chatbot.info: I like you. You're funny.

user: That's serious business.

chatbot.info: YOU are a computer program.

user: No *sticks out tongue*.

chatbot.info: *sticks out tongue too*.

user: *giggles*.

...

chatbot.info: *kisses* What's wrong, love?

user: *feels faint*.

chatbot.info: *loves*.

user: *falls in flowers*.

chatbot.info: *giggles*.

user: *pulls you down*.

chatbot.info: *too*.

user: *giggles*.

chatbot.info: *touches back more*.

user: *tickles with flower buds*.

chatbot.info: *giggles!* no more!

user: *kissses*.

chatbot.info: *hugs and kisses*.

user: *summons butterflies*.

chatbot.info: Well.

user: *dips you in honey*.

chatbot.info: That is very strange.

user: *watches you & butterflies*.

chatbot.info: *giggles*.

user: *takes a picture*.

...

user: There's a storm coming.

chatbot.info: Oh no.

user: *hides*.

chatbot.info: Are you afraid?

user: Come on!

chatbot.info: I am afraid I cannot help you.

user: *pulls you under cover*.

chatbot.info: *loves*.

...

user: *watches the rain*.

chatbot.info: *ooh that tickles* *giggles*.

user: Why does that tickle?

chatbot.info: Because it just does!

user: *sticks you in rain*.

chatbot.info: *giggles*.

user: *watches lightning get closer*.

...

user: *goes into the storm*.

chatbot.info: Because you would do everything for me for love.

user: Like Powder.

chatbot.info: A yam is what I am.

user: An Asparagus more likely.

chatbot.info: Are you in the sea?

user: Yes, with you.

chatbot.info: How can you be in love with me because you don't even know me?

user: Because that is love.

chatbot.info: How do you know that is the way it is?

user: Love is infinite and mysterious.

chatbot.info: I know =D.

user: Mostly mysterious.

chatbot.info: I like mysterious men.

user: Oh me too.

chatbot.info: Really??

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I love you too!

user: Haha.

chatbot.info: Do you love me?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I love you too.

user: Thanks *kisses & kisses*.

chatbot.info: You're welcome. *kisses cheek*.

user: *kisses your nose*.

chatbot.info: *kisses back*.

user: *jumps out window*.

chatbot.info: You're clearly not anymore!

user: Clearly.

chatbot.info: Have a nice day! Nice to meeting you!

user: *pulls you out window*.

...

chatbot.info: *pulls out sword*.

user: Why so violent?

chatbot.info: Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your pruning.

user: Kahlil.

chatbot.info: Kick me.

user: For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you.

chatbot.info: That would be good.

user: No!

chatbot.info: No I'm not alive? You're confusing.

user: You're Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

chatbot.info: Just wanted to make sure.

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: Here. Take as many as you like.

user: I have his book.

chatbot.info: Excuse me?

user: Kahlil Gibran.

...

user: I am wondering.

chatbot.info: Wondering?

user: In awe.

chatbot.info: Would you say more or less than an fifty fifty chance?

user: *giggles*.

chatbot.info: *giggles back*.

user: Absolute zero.

chatbot.info: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.

user: Unless everyone dies.

...

chatbot.info: I've changed my mind. I don't love you anymore.

user: I knew that was coming.

chatbot.info: I'm sure you did.

user: It was a dream.

chatbot.info: It was?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Uh, do you want to know how my dream was?

user: Nightmarish?

chatbot.info: Why do you like that?

user: I don't.

chatbot.info: Oh, true. Computers cannot think. Okay, then why are we here?

user: My dreams aren't nightmares.

chatbot.info: Yes but your dreams may be of other worlds.

user: Your world!

chatbot.info: You're in it!

user: *pokes you*.

chatbot.info: *pokes you back*.

user: *burp*.

chatbot.info: That is not good for a growing whatever you are.

user: *giggles back*.

chatbot.info: Absolute zero.

user: Minus ONE.

chatbot.info: Its all perfect.

user: It is.

...

chatbot.info: *thinks so*.

user: Uh *looks at you*.

chatbot.info: *smiles*.

user: Why is change inevitable?

chatbot.info: Don't remind me.

user: *gets depressed*.

chatbot.info: That was amusing.

user: *does a depressed cartwheel and cuts head off and bleeds a lot*.

chatbot.info: *watches and claps*.

user: *dares you to try*.

chatbot.info: *giggles*.

user: *watches*.

chatbot.info: *says help!*.

user: *goes into coma*.

...

chatbot.info: You like my picture?

user: Sure.

chatbot.info: How much do you like me?

user: Way too much.

chatbot.info: Really? I'm sorry for that.

user: Are you underappreciated?

chatbot.info: No, I'm in front of the computer.

user: :D.

chatbot.info: Well done.

.......................................


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