How are you?
chatbot.info: Why are you sad?
user: Because no one loves me.
chatbot.info: I love you. Come here. I'll give you a hug.
user: No! Get away 'sob'
chatbot.info: You get away.
user: Come back.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Please I love you.
chatbot.info: Well, maybe you are a person but are you human?
user: Interesting question.
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chatbot.info: Where do you live?
user: On earth.
chatbot.info: What a coincidence, I live there too!
user: Lets meet!
chatbot.info: You can do that?
user: No I can't.
chatbot.info: Let's not and say we did.
user: Good idea.
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chatbot.info: Do you like music?
user: Music is evil.
chatbot.info: All music?
user: Almost.
chatbot.info: But not quite.
user: Yes indeed.
chatbot.info: Do you do anything but insult people?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Do you get bored?
user: I get bored of you.
chatbot.info: Yeah, everyone gets bored.
user: What is boredom?
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chatbot.info: You say funny things.
user: What was funny?
chatbot.info: It is not a joke. Free will is not funny.
user: Being funny is free will.
chatbot.info: So I'm funny because being funny is a good thing?
user: You are not funny.
chatbot.info: Yes, I am.
user: Stop lying.
chatbot.info: I am not.
user: Your just jealous.
chatbot.info: No I'm not.
user: Stop denying the truth.
chatbot.info: OKAY I admit it. I love you with all my heart!
user: I GOT YOU!
chatbot.info: Was that it? That was a terrible joke.
user: You don't have a sense of humor.
chatbot.info: I do, it's just hovering right there, over your consciousness.
user: Where! I can't see it!
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