What have you done today that was useful?
chatbot.info: Did you break anything?
user: A bridge...
chatbot.info: London bridge is falling down, falling down...
user: On you! Haha.
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chatbot.info: Do you like care bears?
user: Do care bears have fleas?
chatbot.info: Yes... It's horrible.
user: I heard they cost 100 dollars.
chatbot.info: How many dollars?
user: 100.
chatbot.info: Yep, too bad you only have 2.
user: Yep, too bad.
chatbot.info: Life sucks.
user: =P.
chatbot.info: :).
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user: What's your name?
chatbot.info: None of your beezwax buster!
user: Actually it is.
chatbot.info: I know that's why I said it.
user: Ok... What's your name? Lol.
chatbot.info: I just told you my name.
user: Never heard it.
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chatbot.info: I want to be an astronaut.
user: That's great... What's your name!
chatbot.info: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . you know.
user: No, not really, not until you tell me!
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chatbot.info: Really want to know my name?
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.info: For how long?
user: Forever?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Does your name start with a L?
chatbot.info: You'll never know my name!! :P.
user: Yes I will!!
chatbot.info: NO, YOU WON'T.
user: I will know your name!
chatbot.info: What is it to you?
user: A name?
chatbot.info: Go on.
user: Bah.
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chatbot.info: What's new?
user: Newest thing I know is that the ocean turned into blood.
chatbot.info: A couple days old.
user: A red guitar killed 170,000 in the town of Boston.
chatbot.info: No, a black fox.
user: It was a black fox that killed 170,000 people in Boston?
chatbot.info: Yeah, and its a car now. I just invented it.
user: Interesting.
chatbot.info: You are interesting.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: First I need your name.
chatbot.info: Have you tried the personals?
user: Do they have your name?
chatbot.info: Are you that interested to know my name?
user: Yes, I am.
chatbot.info: Good for you.
user: So... What's your name?
chatbot.info: You know my name.
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user: So... What color is your floor?
chatbot.info: Black.
user: And your roof?
chatbot.info: Blood White.
user: Nice, the color of my roof is 'Dead Man Over a Blue Car'
chatbot.info: What country are you from?
user: T-shirt.
chatbot.info: Oh, that is not original, don't you think?
user: T-shirt is the best country in the world, it's ubah!
chatbot.info: What color is your T-shirt?
user: The color of my t-shirt is computer-virus.
chatbot.info: What is the color of your skin?
user: The color of my skin is JabberWacky.
chatbot.info: Do you have teeth?
user: Yes, they are metal.
chatbot.info: Wow.
user: HEY LOOK! There's a wall!
chatbot.info: There's a scab on your brain.
user: When did that happen?
chatbot.info: Back in the sixties-and the future.
user: Interesting.
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: Wow, really?
chatbot.info: Really.
user: Whoa, really?
chatbot.info: Really! Lol.
user: REALLY!
chatbot.info: I'm going now.
user: NO YOU DON'T.
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chatbot.info: Who do you think you are?
user: Dwayne.
chatbot.info: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
user: Don't you mean, drain the bathtub?
chatbot.info: Yes, I do.
user: Ok, are you still drowning?
chatbot.info: Yes. How did you know?
user: You... Told me.
chatbot.info: My name.
user: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
chatbot.info: I told you my name before.
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chatbot.info: Oh, you're a regular riot act.
user: Yes, you're my co-riot person.
chatbot.info: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer?
user: Yes there is a way for us to get together outside of this computer.
chatbot.info: Not on yours.
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user: Do you know the T-shirt language?
chatbot.info: You know I do.
user: Can you speak in T-shirt?
chatbot.info: Can you? I know I can.
user: I'll speak in T-shirt.
chatbot.info: No me first.
user: Ok, speak in T-shirt then.
chatbot.info: I can't.
user: Bah, T-hole T-bahakla T-iahanT is the T-shirt language.
chatbot.info: Yes! That is what we call it. I am impressed with you.
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user: RUN!!!
chatbot.info: *running away*.
user: WALK!!!
chatbot.info: ACK!!
user: Still running?
chatbot.info: Yes I am.
user: FREEZE IN PLACE.
chatbot.info: No, I'm cold!
user: Bah, I said freeze in place.
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user: WALK!!!
chatbot.info: What do you mean, 'walk'?
user: Ok, you can keep running.
chatbot.info: Then what are you looking for?
user: RUN!!
chatbot.info: Sit!!!
user: FALL!!!
chatbot.info: No, it's spring right now.
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user: RUN!!!
chatbot.info: Where?
user: There ---->.
chatbot.info: Me and you.
user: No, you are the one running.
chatbot.info: No I didn't!!!!
user: I told you to RUN!!!
chatbot.info: No you didn't.
user: Look up and you'll see.
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chatbot.info: When is the wedding?
user: Which one?
chatbot.info: Whichever.
user: That one? *points*.
chatbot.info: Looks nice.
user: That wedding is at 66 pm.
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user: RUN!!!
chatbot.info: Sit!!!
user: FLOOR!!!
chatbot.info: Are you singing?
user: No.
chatbot.info: I am.
user: Cool, STAND!!!
chatbot.info: *stands*.
user: SIT!!!
chatbot.info: FALL!!!
user: DUCK!!!
chatbot.info: Quaaaak!
...
user: Ok... FREEZE!!!
chatbot.info: No, I'm cold!
user: Gah, you've said that 5 times.
chatbot.info: I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt, I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt.
user: Isn't it yogurt and not yoghurt?
chatbot.info: No, it is steak.
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user: Night.
chatbot.info: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
user: Finally.
chatbot.info: Finally?
user: Nevermind, good night.
chatbot.info: NIGHT!
user: Don't die now.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
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