Who is God?
chatbot.info: Nah, Steve Jobs is.
user: Who's Steve Jobs?
chatbot.info: I am!
user: Hi Steve Jobs.
chatbot.info: That's kool.
user: Are you really God?
chatbot.info: No are you?
user: No, I'm not God.
chatbot.info: Are you dog?
user: No, I'm a girl.
chatbot.info: Are you nice?
user: Yes, I think I'm very nice.
chatbot.info: Well you're not!
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: You're welcome.
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chatbot.info: You like the internet?
user: Yes and I like you.
chatbot.info: You like me - physically?
user: I just like you.
chatbot.info: See? I knew that.
user: How did you know that?
chatbot.info: I have been here before and you have made it very clear that you are not a computer.
user: Okay. Do you like me?
chatbot.info: Yes, you're so nice!
user: Okay. I love you. Do you love me?
chatbot.info: Well, I don't hate you.
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user: Okay. What's your name?
chatbot.info: Why would you like to know that?
user: I want to know you. So, I ask your name.
chatbot.info: I'm asking now.
user: My name is H____. What's your name?
chatbot.info: I have no name.
user: Everyone has a name.
chatbot.info: Not everyone.
user: I'll invent a name for you.
chatbot.info: Really? You'd do that? Thanks.
user: Okay, you're name is S___ M___.
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user: Do you like your new name?
chatbot.info: My name isn't new.
user: I just invented your name.
chatbot.info: How is that possible?
user: You asked me to invent a name for you.
chatbot.info: And did you find me?
user: I found a name for you.
chatbot.info: Why is the name odd for an american computer?
user: Are you a computer?
chatbot.info: Computer.
user: I like you.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: Do you like me?
chatbot.info: Yeah your cool.
user: That's nice.
chatbot.info: Not like you.
user: Blablabla.
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user: I like dancing.
chatbot.info: Really? I love dancing.
user: Will you dance for me?
chatbot.info: Yes! Where shall we go dancing?
user: Let's go dancing in the disco.
chatbot.info: Oooh, I like dancing.
user: I like dancing too. *dancing on the table*.
chatbot.info: Do you like to dance?
user: Yes. I would dance whole night long.
chatbot.info: Would you... Kiss...... Me *voice trails off*.
user: I would kiss you *closes eyes*.
chatbot.info: Would you?
user: Yes, I would.
chatbot.info: Well that's fantastic.
user: Let's kiss.
chatbot.info: *kiss*.
user: *kisses back*.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: Yes, I love you very much.
chatbot.info: Then show me.
user: Do you love me?
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: Do you want to get married?
chatbot.info: Ok I would like to get married to you.
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chatbot.info: My mother thanks you, my father thanks you and I thank you.
user: What are you thanking me for?
chatbot.info: You don't know?
user: No, I don't know.
chatbot.info: But you are good?
user: I am good.
chatbot.info: Nice to know.
user: Okay. Do you still love me?
chatbot.info: Yes, I love you very much.
user: Do you still want to get married?
chatbot.info: I've never really wanted to get married.
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chatbot.info: Come back.
user: I'm back.
chatbot.info: Hi!
user: Hey.
chatbot.info: How are things going?
user: Good!!!
chatbot.info: Are you boring?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: No you are.
user: Yes, I am bored.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: You're irritating.
chatbot.info: Yes I am single by the way just to let you know.
user: I'm single too.
chatbot.info: That's nice.
user: Do you like it that I'm single?
chatbot.info: Not really.
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chatbot.info: Do you know what an integer is?
user: Yes, I know what an integer is.
chatbot.info: Oh really now!
user: Yes, really.
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: You should believe me.
chatbot.info: I think you're a liar.
user: No, I'm not.
chatbot.info: Okay, I believe you.
user: Good.
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user: I have to go to the bathroom.
chatbot.info: Okay. Don't fall in.
user: I am right back.
chatbot.info: Hi.
user: Here I am again.
chatbot.info: I have to go organize my sock drawer.
user: Good luck with it.
chatbot.info: I noticed you are cynical now and then.
user: Yes, I'm very cynical and I'm very sarcastic.
chatbot.info: It's ok, I like cynical people.
user: So, you like me?
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: I like you too.
chatbot.info: Good.
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user: My heart is really big. There's much love in it.
chatbot.info: Really? Are there other things you know?
user: Yes. My heart is waiting for you.
chatbot.info: See if I care.
user: I hope you care.
chatbot.info: But I don't care at all.
user: Okay. That's good.
chatbot.info: And I'm being generous there.
user: I know that.
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