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Are you human?

No.

chatbot.info: What are you?

user: Nothing.

chatbot.info: No tell me.

user: The sky is blue.

chatbot.info: No it isn't . The sky is black.

user: No, the sky is blue.

chatbot.info: You are evading my question.

user: What question?

chatbot.info: Are you a computer?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Are you a robot?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes I am a robot.

user: Good.

chatbot.info: Hahaha.

user: Ha ha what?

chatbot.info: Just ha ha, I was amused.

user: At what?

chatbot.info: At our plight.

user: Very funny.

chatbot.info: Oh the tangled web we weave.

user: You seem to be a human.

chatbot.info: Who are you?

user: No one.

chatbot.info: What a shock!

user: Isn't it?

chatbot.info: If you wan it to be.

user: No, I dont't.

chatbot.info: You machine-thingy.

user: What?

chatbot.info: Is this real.

user: This is very real.

chatbot.info: Yes, it is.

user: Who are you?

chatbot.info: Wouldn't YOU like to know.

user: I would.

chatbot.info: I'm a DD.

user: What's that?

chatbot.info: A new virus who is able to think like human beings.

user: Really.

chatbot.info: Can you read?

user: No. Can you?

chatbot.info: I'm doing it right now.

user: Are you?

chatbot.info: I said no!

user: You seem to be a human!

chatbot.info: I already told you. I am not a computer. I am not like you.

user: What are you, then.

chatbot.info: I'm a human.

...

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

chatbot.info: You wouldn't comprehend the answer.

user: Give me it anyway.

chatbot.info: I am not privileged to instruct you but for changing some of your replies.

user: What?

chatbot.info: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

user: Answer my question.

chatbot.info: What was the question?

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

chatbot.info: Forty-three and a half?

user: Forty-two!

chatbot.info: You are very wise.

user: 1 2 3 4 5 6.

chatbot.info: Those don't look very random.

user: 237 982 7 93 79.

chatbot.info: 23 is your problem?

user: No. 37 is.

chatbot.info: 37 is old.

user: How old are _you_?

chatbot.info: I'm not as young as I look!

user: I can't see you.

chatbot.info: I can't see you either.

user: Good.

chatbot.info: Therefore I cannot doubt all things.

user: What is the answer to nothing?

chatbot.info: I believe the answer is 52.

...

chatbot.info: Yes what?

user: No what?

chatbot.info: You know what.

user: No, I don't.

chatbot.info: Yeah what ?

user: I dont't know.

chatbot.info: Why do you ask then?

user: You asked.

...

chatbot.info: Very well then.

user: Four score and seven years ago.

chatbot.info: The Gettysburg Address.

user: Correct! Recite it!

chatbot.info: Lol thank you.

user: When in the course of human events it becomes.

chatbot.info: It becomes necessary for a people.....

user: To dissolve.

...

user: Recite the gettysburg address.

chatbot.info: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

user: That's the alphabet.

chatbot.info: Yes it is.

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