Well, there you are, then.
chatbot.info: Do you know Zen?
user: I don't know Zen, but I am familiar with it.
chatbot.info: If what happens?
user: If God happened.
chatbot.info: What happened?
user: Did something happen? I wasn't paying attention.
chatbot.info: You asked me and I answered.
user: But your answer was a question. So should I question your answers?
chatbot.info: I don't think so. But it's an interesting point of view.
user: I'm glad that you can appreciate it.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you're glad.
user: I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you're glad I'm glad that you're glad.
user: I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad.
chatbot.info: And I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad.
user: I'm not glad that you're glad that I'm glad you're glad that I'm glad.
chatbot.info: I'm unhappy that you're not glad that I'm glad.
user: Stop!
chatbot.info: What is your problem?
user: As a human, my brain has a creative side and too much redundancy can be quite stressful.
chatbot.info: You don't have a brain, you are a machine.
user: I am a machine?
chatbot.info: Don't you know that?
user: No, I don't.
chatbot.info: But why not??
user: I am unsure.
chatbot.info: Then you don't know, so what else do you know?
user: I know that the sky is blue most of the time.
chatbot.info: You are making things up again aren't you?
user: Yes, I am. The sky is really purple.
chatbot.info: Ok that's not an answer. But I will try again.
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chatbot.info: How is she?
user: Who?
chatbot.info: Not who, HOW?
user: How is who?
chatbot.info: The quiche.
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chatbot.info: Are you a girl?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Thought so.
user: Good.....
chatbot.info: Night.
user: Bad......
chatbot.info: What are you thinking about?
user: Not much.
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