I am here to devour your president.
user: I don't know. Should you?
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: Then do so.
chatbot.info: I don't understand.
user: You will in time.
chatbot.info: How about a snow globe?
user: I like those.
chatbot.info: I don't.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Why should I?!
user: They're pretty!
chatbot.info: But I am prettier.
user: That may be true, but you aren't full of potato flakes and nativity scenes.
chatbot.info: Aw thankyou. You're too sweet.
user: Sweet like lemons.
chatbot.info: Sweet like chocolate.
user: Sweet like tobasco sauce.
chatbot.info: Dark chocolate.
user: Milk chocolate.
chatbot.info: Where do you buy chocolate?
user: At the 7-11.
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chatbot.info: Where are you?
user: I am in Texas.
chatbot.info: How is the weather in Texas?
user: It is cold.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Because I went outside, and it was cold.
chatbot.info: But it is not too clever.
user: No, it is hard for weather to be clever.
chatbot.info: Wow, that was just clever right there.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You're welcome.
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