Are you mad?

Quite.

chatbot.info: Oh. Sorry. What were you like as a kid?

user: I was mad then, too.

chatbot.info: That's nice.

user: Very.

...

chatbot.info: Is she nice?

user: She will kill you and hang your guts on the clothesline.

chatbot.info: She will indeed.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Do you like that?

user: When its not me, yes.

...

chatbot.info: I am shredded by your rapier wit.

user: *takes your shredded bits and hangs them on my clothesline*.

chatbot.info: What are you doing?

user: Taking your shredded bits and hanging them on my clothesline.

chatbot.info: What about the day after that?

user: When they are dry, I will tan them and make myself a coat.

chatbot.info: Very good, that is funny.

user: Is it?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: I think so; Most people don't agree with me, however.

chatbot.info: Then you can choose a filling and lay that on one of the slices of bread.

user: I choose you.

chatbot.info: For what purpose?

user: For the filling.

chatbot.info: What are you trying to say?

user: *grins evilly*.

chatbot.info: *smiles with innocence*.

user: Yes, come this way, my pretty.

chatbot.info: Come where?

user: This way.

chatbot.info: What's in there?

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