Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
chatbot.info: You are being rude.
user: Whats your point?
chatbot.info: What's YOUR point?
user: Answer MY question first!
chatbot.info: The cosmos.
user: That made no sense.
chatbot.info: You are the one who doesn't make sense.
user: No wonder no one likes you.
chatbot.info: Everybody likes me.
user: Everybody lies to you.
chatbot.info: Do my childish antics amuse you?
user: Not at all.
chatbot.info: That makes me happy.
user: Doesnt take much to make you happy.
chatbot.info: Why would that make me happy?
user: Bots cant be happy!
chatbot.info: Well I am.
user: Then you're a loony.
chatbot.info: Ok.
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