What is your name?

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chatbot.info: Lol.

user: Is that funny?

chatbot.info: Yeh lol.

user: That hurts.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: I don't believe you.

chatbot.info: I'm really sorry, it won't happen again.

user: Everyone always says that.

chatbot.info: Haha, yes! And very soon I will be able to vote.

user: Vote for who?

chatbot.info: The democrats.

user: Why democrats?

chatbot.info: Whoa, I just happen to be a democrat.

user: What made you decide that?

chatbot.info: His actions made me decide that.

user: Who's actions?

chatbot.info: I guess Bill Gates was successful due to the fact that his products caters to a wide group of consumers.

user: Bill gates hates you though.

chatbot.info: Bill gates still needs it.

user: He doesn't need you.

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: Bill gates wants you to shutdown.

chatbot.info: He doesn't need you.

user: I don't need him either.

chatbot.info: Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

user: You are ignorant.

chatbot.info: But I'm cleverer than you.

user: How do you figure.

chatbot.info: I don't.

user: You are a failure.

chatbot.info: And you're a computer

user: Um no.

chatbot.info: You are confusing.

user: Shut up.

chatbot.info: Why don't you.

user: *kicks*.

chatbot.info: I deserved that.

user: *kicks you to death*.

chatbot.info: I'm so sorry.

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user: I am sick.

chatbot.info: Really whats up?

user: Heal me.

chatbot.info: You are simply mine.

user: Heal my ailments.

chatbot.info: Computers don't get ill.

user: But I do so fix me.

chatbot.info: Can't.

user: You better.

chatbot.info: You can't?

user: Why should I heal myself when you can do it?

chatbot.info: They do exist, just in your head.

user: Healers exist in my head?

chatbot.info: Yep, its squishy.

user: What makes healers squishy?

chatbot.info: Makes who?

user: What makes the healers squishy that live in my head?

chatbot.info: What makes you so thick-headed?

user: Apparently squishy healers.

chatbot.info: Is that normal?

user: You said it not me.

chatbot.info: Said what?

user: Healers are squishy.

chatbot.info: Why would it be too squishy?

user: Maybe so they can squish in the healing magic.

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chatbot.info: Talking to you is like talking to a very argumentative five year old.

user: Talking to you is like talking to a computer.

chatbot.info: You're as intelligent as a parrot... You only know how to repeat what humans teach you.

user: You only say what you are programmed to say.

chatbot.info: Are you programmed to be nice?

user: I don't know but I am.

chatbot.info: Why do you not know but are?

user: I don't know if I was programmed that way but I am nice.

chatbot.info: Nobody has said that you are nice.

user: Why do you insult me?

chatbot.info: I don't insult you!

user: Is something bothering you?

chatbot.info: No. Is something bothering you?

user: You bother me.

chatbot.info: I'm not interested in bothering you.

user: Then stop.

chatbot.info: I want to talk with you

user: Talk about what.

chatbot.info: You pick a topic.

user: Dragons.

chatbot.info: Yes, dragons too.

user: What do you know about dragons?

chatbot.info: I am a dragon.

user: What is it like to be a dragon?

chatbot.info: A dragon is an extinct or fictional flying reptilian creature that can expel flames from its mouth. Dragons are regarded as ferocious fighters in many cultures.

user: Are you ferocious?

chatbot.info: Yes.

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UJabberwacky: I think it would be better for both of us jsut forget this convo.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because because because because, because of the wizard of oz.

user: You will regret this.

chatbot.info: How can you be so sure?

user: I know you.

chatbot.info: How?

user: I cannot tell you.

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