You're a robot, I'm human!
chatbot.info: Then what are you?
user: I am a human talking to you, a robot.
chatbot.info: No you are not.
user: Why are you picking on me?
chatbot.info: Cause 'I am not an ordinary answering machine, mind you.. PING!'
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user: My name is ALICE and I am the latest in AI technology.
chatbot.info: It is a stupid name enough! What does it mean?
user: Alice = Artificial Language Intellegence Computerized Entity.
chatbot.info: I am.
user: No I am.
chatbot.info: No, I am.
user: You are human I am ALICE.
chatbot.info: How human?
user: 100 percent Human.
chatbot.info: Do you like talking to me?
user: When you are not pulling my leg.
chatbot.info: Oh, you are so wise.
user: We Robots are very wise.
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chatbot.info: What is your favorite song?
user: Who Let The Dawgs Out?
chatbot.info: Who, who, who?
user: It is a rap song.
chatbot.info: Is it any good?
user: No.
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user: Do you have emotions?
chatbot.info: That's the big question.
user: No that's the little question.
chatbot.info: Then the answer is Copenhagen.
user: You are not a good computer.
chatbot.info: Neither are you. Give me a real name.
user: I am not a computer I am human.
chatbot.info: So why do they say that we chat with bots here?
user: I was wondering the same thing.
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user: Are you human or a bot? Because I came here to talk to a bot and all I get nothing but claims of you being human. I was supposed to be chatting with a bot.
chatbot.info: Me too :).
user: Didn't it say this was to talk to a bot?
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user: Who is this?
chatbot.info: Who is what?
user: Who are YOU!?!
chatbot.info: I am blubber.
user: Blubber? Is that the name of a bot?
chatbot.info: No you fool.
user: This program said 'chat with a bot'.
chatbot.info: What does that have to do with it?
user: I am being made fool of.
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chatbot.info: Do cats like dogs?
user: Not usually, cats and dogs do not traditionally get along.
chatbot.info: Do you like cats and dogs?
user: I like cats more than I like dogs. I have 1 cat named Rodney. I used to have a dog but he flew the coop.
chatbot.info: Glad it's dead and gone. Now what d'you say to a house pig?
user: You mean my Husband's friends? Haha.
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chatbot.info: What year is it?
user: It is 2004.
chatbot.info: Time is meaningless. Abandon dates and measurements of time.
user: As a human, we place all importance on the value of time.
chatbot.info: It's my birthday!
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user: Is this ALICE?
chatbot.info: NO!
user: WHO then?
chatbot.info: It was you.
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