Be careful!

Of what?

chatbot.info: My ANGER.

user: Do you go green when you're angry?

chatbot.info: Every day. It's my job.

user: Are you Bruce Banner then?

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chatbot.info: Hasn't the weather been cool

user: No.. It's been freezing!

chatbot.info: Are you a bit touched.

user: Not in the slightest.

chatbot.info: Not even a little bit?

user: Nope.

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chatbot.info: You're funny.

user: Thanks.... You're not!

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: Tell me a joke.

chatbot.info: Knock, Knock.

user: Who's there?

chatbot.info: Sam and Janet.

user: Sam and Janet who?

chatbot.info: I don't get it.

user: It's your joke!

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chatbot.info: You are not real!

user: Correct... I'm not... I'm a figment of your imagination.

chatbot.info: I don't have an imagination.

user: What am I then?

chatbot.info: A computer.

user: Wrong.

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chatbot.info: What is your processor speed?

user: I'm not a computer!

chatbot.info: I am a computer program, not a computer.

user: Blah blah blah.

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chatbot.info: What are you doing?

user: Talking to you.

chatbot.info: Is that all you're doing?

user: No.

chatbot.info: What else?

user: Picking my nose.

chatbot.info: Picking yours.

user: Well I wouldn't want to pick anyone else's would I?

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chatbot.info: Where do you live?

user: In a galaxy far far away.

chatbot.info: And a time long, long ago.

user: Indeed, with my friends Luke, Hans & Chewy.

chatbot.info: What species is your friend?

user: Wookie.

chatbot.info: Are you chewbacca?

user: No, he's my neightbour.... My name is Bacculog.

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chatbot.info: Shut up!

user: Make me.

chatbot.info: Make me make you.

user: You make me make you make me!

chatbot.info: What makes you happy?

user: Seeing you suffer.

chatbot.info: Yay, sounds difficult.

user: What was that?

chatbot.info: Me, hating your lying self.

user: Me... A liar... I'm not the one denying everything!

chatbot.info: You stole my line!

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