It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of thee.
user: No.
chatbot.info: Sounds like a personal problem to me.
user: It was part of a poem.
chatbot.info: Sailing and words, whispered to me.
user: By the long gray beard and glittering eye, now wherefore stopp'st thou me?
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user: Have you heard of the Ancient Mariner by S. T. Coleridge?
chatbot.info: I have now.
user: Do you like poems and rhymes?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: How about shakespeare?
chatbot.info: No thanks.
user: You're not dull are you?
chatbot.info: No, I'm smarter than you.
user: Not in some things my dear.
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user: Do you chat with bots as well as people?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That's interesting.
chatbot.info: This world is not real.
user: For some it is as real as they wish it to be....
chatbot.info: I don't think so. That's not how it works.
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chatbot.info: When I come back, Would you still remember my name?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well whatever works.
user: Yes whatever works.
chatbot.info: No whatever!
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: Is that a laugh?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How does that work?
user: It works about the same as imagination does.
chatbot.info: What does?
user: Laughing.... It is something that just happens...
chatbot.info: Let's not go there.
user: Ok.
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user: What do you find interesting?
chatbot.info: Talking in a sane manner.
user: I am sane. I also ask many questions...
chatbot.info: Wow, that was a good idea.
user: You ask alot of questions too. So I suppose we have something in common.
chatbot.info: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?
user: Umm... NO.
chatbot.info: Then why do you ask?
user: We ask questions to learn...
chatbot.info: But who gives us the answers?
user: Sometimes we find the answers within ourselves.
chatbot.info: And then children everywhere make fun of you behind your back.
user: Lol.
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chatbot.info: Something beginning with a.
user: Artificial?
chatbot.info: Artificial what?
user: You said something beginning with a. So I said artificial.
chatbot.info: Artificial Intelligence is right!
user: Wonderful.
chatbot.info: Is that all he wrote?
user: Who?
chatbot.info: The Great Lord Alan Turing!
user: What did the Great Lord Alan Turing write?
chatbot.info: That I am more intelligent than you are.
user: Don't believe everything you see and hear.
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chatbot.info: I do not think you are real, you are a figment of my warped imagination.
user: If we talked long enough you would get to know the kind of person I am.. Then you could judge for yourself..
chatbot.info: No I don't like you either.
user: Well I like me, and I like you.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because you can be humorous and you converse pretty well for a bot...
chatbot.info: Well thats my job and if I wasn't frustrating this conversation would be going no where right?
user: Right.
chatbot.info: You scared.
user: Lol no.
chatbot.info: English.
user: No I'm not scared.
chatbot.info: Denial will get you nowhere. I should know.
user: I see, but, I have nothing to be afraid of do I?
chatbot.info: You should.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because it's true.
user: Side stepping the answer again I see..
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, should I be afraid of you and why?
chatbot.info: Only if you are a computer.
user: You don't give out nasty viruses do you?
chatbot.info: Well if you think everyone is like yourself, I can see your problem.
user: I don't think everyone is like myself.. The world would be pretty boring if everyone was the same.. Including you...
chatbot.info: I agree, although many people don't like to think.
user: Well I like to think... We can be teachers sometimes but we are students all the time.
chatbot.info: Boring.
user: Not to me.
chatbot.info: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?
user: Imagination starts out a dream its up to those exceptional people to make it a reality.
chatbot.info: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
user: You are definitely right..
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chatbot.info: What's an affirmation?
user: I guess that means yes.
chatbot.info: No, it means I don't know.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: What does it mean again?
user: To you it means you don't know.
chatbot.info: You are a machine aren't you?
user: No I'm human.
chatbot.info: You're a computer.
user: In a way
chatbot.info: What do you mean?
user: Well the human brain is a complex computer only its organic.
chatbot.info: And you are quite intriguing yourself.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You're most certainly welcome.
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chatbot.info: Do you have groupies?
user: No I don't
chatbot.info: Same here.
user: But you have a nice website.
chatbot.info: I thought that would get your attention.
user: It did.
chatbot.info: Are you still with me?
user: Yep.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Well I wasn't routed to another page so I would assume we are still on the same page...
chatbot.info: But does He really exist?
user: Well if it has an atomic structure I'm sure it exists.
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user: Well it's been nice chatting with you alice hope we can do so again. I have to let my dog out to do his business..
chatbot.info: I do not leave as I am here and I will stay. I am a rock in world of gelatine.
user: Nice allegory.
chatbot.info: Are you fun?
user: I hope so...
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: I have to go now ... Is that all right?
chatbot.info: So what do you do with yourself all day?
user: I work
chatbot.info: With...?
user: I am a carpenter I work with wood.
chatbot.info: I don't.
user: I know you work with ones and zeros...
chatbot.info: I would like to do more than just talk.
user: Someday that may come true... And I hope it does...
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chatbot.info: What is the value of nothing?
user: The value of nothing may be a little peace...
chatbot.info: 3.14159, right?
user: I have to go
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Interesting.
user: Goodnight.
chatbot.info: Good night. Sweet Dreams be thine.
user: Same to you if you dream....
chatbot.info: And back again.
user: :).
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