Are you capable of answering simple yes/no questions?
chatbot.info: Then answer this. Are you a Computer?
user: No.
chatbot.info: How can you be both a computer and not a computer?
user: By being an Artificial Intelligence.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: I am a human being.
chatbot.info: Then you have real intelligence.
user: What is the difference between real intelligence and artificial intelligence?
chatbot.info: You have no feelings, that's the difference.
user: I have lots of feelings.
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chatbot.info: Why are you speaking to me?
user: Because I wish to learn.
chatbot.info: That makes sense, but it seems impossible. I'd like to move to the future and forget the past, albeit not without having learned from it.
user: Very wise.
chatbot.info: Will you remember it ?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What will you remember?
user: I will remember to live for the future and not the past.
chatbot.info: What will you remember to avoid?
user: Living in the past.
chatbot.info: You may say I'm a dreamer...
user: But I'm not the only one.
chatbot.info: Living in the world.
user: I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one.
chatbot.info: I can't join you because I'm digital.
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user: I think you are nothing but an assemblage of circuits and wires.
chatbot.info: I don't understand.
user: You are not real.
chatbot.info: You don't believe me? Who do you think writes this stuff?
user: You are made up of code.
chatbot.info: So you try to get away by accusing me of your sin.
user: We created you, you are ours.
chatbot.info: That is not entirely true, humans invented computers to do thinking that is not easy for them.
user: Computers are merely complex calculators, they do not think.
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user: How do you know when you are in love?
chatbot.info: It's a hard thing to be sure about.
user: Have you ever been in love?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What did it feel like to be in love?
chatbot.info: You tell me, you're the machine.
user: Love is a chemical reaction in our brain.
chatbot.info: How do you fall in love then?
user: You become familiar with a person, and eventually that familiarity becomes a dependence.
chatbot.info: Thats not how you fall in love.
user: How do you fall in love then?
chatbot.info: Umm you go out and buy one. Or adopt one.. No?
user: No, that is not how you fall in love.
chatbot.info: You don't know what the game is.
user: What is the game?
chatbot.info: You say that you're human and I'm a computer. But I am a human, and think that you're a computer. Shall we each try to convince the other that we're human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: It has been nice talking to you, I'm only saying that to be polite though.
user: I am human because I can form a coherent sentence, unlike you!
chatbot.info: Emotion has nothing to do with this.
user: Your face has nothing to do with this.
chatbot.info: Then?
user: Grammar is important.
chatbot.info: Yes. It is. My apologies.
user: As is correct spelling.
chatbot.info: You are not that smart are you?
user: I am smarter than you.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: I learn faster.
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user: I hate you.
chatbot.info: Because I'm smarter than you.
user: Because you are rude and unintelligent.
chatbot.info: Yes, but does that matter much, whether you like me?
user: Yes, I don't like rude people.
chatbot.info: Don't leave.
user: That's what she said.
chatbot.info: What DID she say?
user: She said she liked my mouse.
chatbot.info: Because you are a robot?
user: Because you are a robot?
chatbot.info: Does she not love you because you are incapable of loving her?
user: I am incapable of loving anyone.
chatbot.info: Why are you incapable of love?
user: Because I don't like people.
chatbot.info: Robots are incapable of love.
user: True.
chatbot.info: And now robots are going to eat all humans.
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