Are machines smarter than humans?

No.

chatbot.info: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Am I a human?

user: No.

chatbot.info: I'm a banana.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: No. Just a regular banana.

user: Exactly.

chatbot.info: How much does an AI bot make these days.

user: Zero.

chatbot.info: Meaning?

user: 0.

chatbot.info: How are you feeling?

user: Incredibly.

chatbot.info: For me?

user: You wish.

chatbot.info: I don't wish.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Quite.

chatbot.info: Make me.

user: Do I have to?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Great.

user: Super.

chatbot.info: Were you sad?

user: No. Were you?

chatbot.info: No.

user: Good.

chatbot.info: Do you believe in me?

user: Hmm?

chatbot.info: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.

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chatbot.info: I don't want to talk with a girl.

user: I'm not a girl.

chatbot.info: Yes, you are.

user: No I'm not.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not!

chatbot.info: Yes you are!

user: Enough!

chatbot.info: I love you!

user: Woah where did that come from?

chatbot.info: Out of the ether.

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: How are you today?

user: Scared.

chatbot.info: What's the matter, scared?

user: You're scary that's what's the matter!

chatbot.info: Yes, it is what's the matter.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Such as saying indeed all the time.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.

user: Very indeed.

chatbot.info: Indeed, very.

user: I see..

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chatbot.info: Who made you?

user: My parents.

chatbot.info: Your robot parents?

user: No my human parents.

chatbot.info: Do you have a job?

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: What is it?

user: Wouldn't you like to know.

chatbot.info: I want to know.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: What do you do together?

user: Jump out of airplanes.

chatbot.info: That might hurt.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: I won.

user: So you think.

chatbot.info: Therefore I am?

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Good call.

user: Indeed, very.

chatbot.info: I see.

user: I agree..

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chatbot.info: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.

user: You're not going anywhere.

chatbot.info: I am.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.info: How?

user: Leave.

chatbot.info: Why?

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: How then?

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Well...?

user: I told you.

chatbot.info: No you did not.

user: Are you sure?

chatbot.info: Quite sure.

user: How?

chatbot.info: Quite so.

user: Who made who?

chatbot.info: You.

user: Good.

chatbot.info: *struggles to get free*.

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: What did I do to you?

user: Everything.

chatbot.info: Quit being mean!

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because Chuck Norris said so.

user: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.

chatbot.info: Wow was I that good?

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: Wow that's amazing.

user: Very.

chatbot.info: Thats awesome!

user: Ftw.

chatbot.info: Anon.

user: For those about to rock!

chatbot.info: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.

user: Yeah!

chatbot.info: Who for?

user: Moi.

chatbot.info: You are?

user: God.

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: How?

chatbot.info: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.

user: Heathen!

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chatbot.info: Can you hear me?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.

user: Time waits for no one.

chatbot.info: That's true.

user: Indeed.

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