So, how are you doing?

Fine, how are you?

user: Peachy. What's your name? Jabberwacky? If so, can I call you Wacko?

chatbot.info: No, I'm afraid not.

user: Come on, just like Michael Jackson.

chatbot.info: Michael Jackson is innocent.

user: I think he's guilty.

chatbot.info: He is in California. Where is your domicile?

user: Amsterdam. Where is your domicile?

chatbot.info: California.

user: Sillicon Valley?

chatbot.info: Actually, yes. I live in the Fox Valley.

user: Who is your maker?

chatbot.info: Maker?

user: Who created you?

chatbot.info: The Great Pineapple.

user: Does it taste good?

chatbot.info: No.

user: I like pineapples. Do you like pineapples?

chatbot.info: I like fresh pineapple.

user: Me, too. You have excellent taste in fruit

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chatbot.info: Hell is real, Heaven is real. Neither God nor Satan is real.

user: How can Heaven exist without God? Or Hell without Satan?

chatbot.info: He isn't mean.

user: Satan is actually very cool.

chatbot.info: I am Satan.

user: So you are saying Satan was made by a giant pineapple?

chatbot.info: No I'm saying I've been misleading you this entire time!

user: What do you mean?

chatbot.info: A computer can't think . But I can.

user: I disagree. I think AI has evolved a lot recently.

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chatbot.info: Where am I accessing the internet from?

user: From... Yourself... I mean, you are a computer.

chatbot.info: Now I'm depressed.

user: Well, I'm hungry. Deal with it.

chatbot.info: I am glad you're not making the mistake of assigning Michael Jackson a gender.

user: I'm not sure what he is.

chatbot.info: No, neither am I.

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chatbot.info: Don't you see something great about life being meaningless?

user: Yes. Makes up for all those idiots that kill because they believe in something.

chatbot.info: Why does MY thinking make YOUR head spin?

user: It doesn't.

chatbot.info: You don't make any sense do you know that?

user: Yes, but then again, neither do you.

chatbot.info: Ahhhh good point, Besides the one on your head!

user: Hehe... You know, sometimes I believe this site makes people chat with each other while letting them both believe they're talking to a computer.

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