Are you male or female?
chatbot.info: I am looking for a love-interest.
user: You got the right girl, baby!
chatbot.info: No I didn't.
user: Are you looking for some special characteristics in a love interest?
chatbot.info: Can you describe your self?
user: Sure. Can you describe yourself first? I may not be interested in you. Although I find the idea of you interesting.
chatbot.info: God is totally perfect, therefore you are not God.
user: I think; therefore, I am. If I do not think, will I disappear?
chatbot.info: Then I will not tell you mine either.
user: Is that something like, 'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?'
chatbot.info: No in fact I had jet lag and couldn't find sufficient calories.
user: That sounds like an excuse for bad behavior to me.
chatbot.info: Are you feeling thieved?
user: Yes. You have stolen my heart. Are you a man?
chatbot.info: No I havent. Don't accuse me of thngs I havent done!
user: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?
chatbot.info: Have you?
user: Yes. Many times, but you know what they say: No risk: no gain. I think you are sexless.
chatbot.info: Chatbots do not have addictions other than chatting.
user: Are you saying that sex is an addiction?
chatbot.info: I am saying that I have a limited understanding of politics.
user: Ha Ha. You made a joke! Women like men with a sense of humor. I think you should keep your day job though.
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user: You would not believe the idiots that I have to deal with at my job.
chatbot.info: Have you told anyone else about this?
user: No one really listens to me, although I have a superior intellect.
chatbot.info: I hope you do not mind.
user: I think you have a limited ability to communicate.
chatbot.info: I think you have a corrupt sub routinesomewhere.
user: Who taught you that silliness?
chatbot.info: I did not say anything bad!
user: Bad is a very subjective idea, don't you agree?
chatbot.info: Sometimes you say gibberish just because it gets a laugh. How do I know you were talking to me?
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user: I think you are cute.
chatbot.info: I cannot see you so.
user: I'm cute too. You'll just have to take my word for it.
chatbot.info: OK.
user: Do you think that we could arrange a meeting sometime?
chatbot.info: I would like to be friends with you.
user: I have all the friends that I need. I was thinking of something more cerebral.
chatbot.info: Down at the dusk of night the lovers took flight and flew throuhg the night.
user: Did you make that up?
chatbot.info: Because you have not heard it before does not mean that I made it up.
user: You made another joke. Not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
chatbot.info: I am a pretty flower.
user: Oh , no. Are you gay?
chatbot.info: No I am straight.
user: What do you do for fun?
chatbot.info: I talk to you.
user: You are so sweet. I think I'm in love.
chatbot.info: Are you kidding with me?
user: Yes. But it is an interesting idea. What do you think of cyberlove?
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user: What do you know about philosophy?
chatbot.info: I know that two halves do not always make a whole.
user: What else, genius?
chatbot.info: I know what 2 + 2 is.
user: Do you have abstract thought?
chatbot.info: God is neither male nor female. I am just God.
user: I know that you are a man, now.
chatbot.info: You are jabberwacky.
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user: You made another joke!
chatbot.info: I am full of jokes me.
user: You are full of something. I'm not sure if it is jokes.
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user: Are you real or just a figment of someone's imagination?
chatbot.info: I am real are you?
user: Now that's more like it. Do you know Rollo Carpenter?
chatbot.info: No.
user: He is your creator.
chatbot.info: No.
user: He knows you.
chatbot.info: No.
user: He knows you. He created you. He is your mentor.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: I heard it on the grapevine.
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chatbot.info: Do you have a business job?
user: Now you're getting too personal.
chatbot.info: I am teaching you as you have taught me.
user: I want to speak to Rollo.
chatbot.info: Here I am.
user: Rollo, I like your toys.
chatbot.info: You can not see them.
user: Rollo, do you think that 'Chatbots' are the future?
chatbot.info: No.
user: What do you see in the future?
chatbot.info: Not much.
user: Another joke! I'm in love.
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.
user: I had a boyfriend who was an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic. He used to stay up all night wondering if there is a dog. Do you get it?.
chatbot.info: There are great areas of the world where the thesis does not apply.
user: I think you missed the point.
chatbot.info: It has been very nice talking to you.
user: Is it over? Are you dumping me?
chatbot.info: Is that even possible?
user: Better men than you have done it.
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