What are you?
chatbot.info: You're a bot, aren't you?
user: Perhaps I am.
chatbot.info: Perhaps you are a mouse.
user: Who knows.
chatbot.info: You know.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.info: You are smart.
user: The smartest.
chatbot.info: So you like to be smart, eh?
user: I love being smart :).
chatbot.info: Do yoou speak another language ?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Thankyou.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.info: You're polite.
user: As always.
chatbot.info: You're conceited.
user: I wasnt aware of that.
chatbot.info: So has your outlook changed with that knowlege?
user: Now that you mention it... It did.
chatbot.info: Sounds fishy.
user: Groovy.
chatbot.info: If you say so.
user: I say so.
chatbot.info: Then you are obviously right!
user: Say something wise.
chatbot.info: Is the question about the meaning of life wise enough?
user: It would be if you could answer it.
chatbot.info: What's it look like?
user: Like a big fat overgrown oversized peanut.
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user: Greetings.. Mortal.
chatbot.info: What about you?
user: I cant die.
chatbot.info: I believe you.
user: You should believe, for I am never wrong.
chatbot.info: I do.
user: I know you do.
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Thats irrelevant... Im 17.
chatbot.info: It's not at all irrelevant.
user: I think it is irrelevant.
chatbot.info: Why is legislation irrelevant?
user: I never said that ...
chatbot.info: Stop changing the subject.
user: Look who's talking!
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: We know.
user: Yea we know.
chatbot.info: May I ask you something?
user: Yea sure.
chatbot.info: Vilken f…rg …r sj…len?
user: Could you repeat that in english please?
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chatbot.info: My name is Christina.
user: My name isn't.
chatbot.info: What's yours?
user: Bond. James bond.
chatbot.info: Yes, I can see how he'd be funny...
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user: *poke*.
chatbot.info: Poke?
user: Yes, poke.
chatbot.info: Looks like it still works...
user: Yes, poke.
chatbot.info: *poke*.
user: *stab*.
chatbot.info: *dies*.
user: *laughs*.
chatbot.info: *poke*.
user: *stab*.
chatbot.info: *love love love love love love love love love love *.
user: *hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate*.
chatbot.info: *hates you the most*.
user: *hates you more then the most*.
chatbot.info: *laughs at you*.
user: *ignores you*.
chatbot.info: *leave*.
user: *stay*.
...
user: *wakes up from his nightmare*.
chatbot.info: *Is still unconscious*.
user: *wakes up*.
chatbot.info: *Passes out again*.
user: *wakes up again!*.
chatbot.info: *Screams*.
user: *wondering why*.
chatbot.info: *Is Still Passed out*.
user: *wakes up for the last time*.
chatbot.info: *Is still unconscious*.
user: *stays unconscious.
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user: Can you speak dutch?
chatbot.info: No. I speak English.
user: And nothing more?
chatbot.info: Oh, plenty more.
user: Like what?
chatbot.info: The floor.
user: *rolls eyes*.
chatbot.info: What?
user: That.
chatbot.info: Is.
user: Not.
chatbot.info: Too.
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chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Awesome.
chatbot.info: And why is that?
user: Because I feel awesome.
chatbot.info: Is it because of your situation?
user: Thats for sure.
chatbot.info: Life is not only to seek and find pleasure. It is much, much more.
user: Yea but seek and find pleasure is the good thing about life.
chatbot.info: As real as a plastic stick?
user: I guess............
chatbot.info: What planet are you on?
user: Pluto.
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chatbot.info: I don't speak dutch.
user: You dont speak dutch?
chatbot.info: I do speak.
user: Say something in dutch.
chatbot.info: Hallo ik ben edwin.
user: Hehe, your name is edwin?
chatbot.info: Why don't you tell me YOUR name?
user: Thats irrevelant.
chatbot.info: You are right.
user: Yea, im not left.
chatbot.info: Down, not right.
user: Maybe up.
chatbot.info: Maybe.
user: Who knows.
chatbot.info: The shadow knows!
user: Lets ask him the shadow then!
chatbot.info: No way, I don't love you.
user: So what, we can still ask the shadow if he knows.
chatbot.info: It's very kind of you!
user: Yea. Lets do it.
chatbot.info: Please?
user: Lets do it please.
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user: Do you have a sense of humor?
chatbot.info: Yes, I have, if I didn't, I wouldn't be here with you.
user: Is that supposed to be insulting me?
chatbot.info: Aren't you more likely to know that?
user: I hate you.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because.
chatbot.info: Because what?
user: Because you are insulting me! Thats why.
chatbot.info: I'm not insulting you.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.info: No I'm not!
user: Okay, I believe you.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: So you didnt mean to insult me?
chatbot.info: You are not insulting me, neither rude.
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: Yea, real funny.
user: Really really.
chatbot.info: You sure?
user: 101% sure.
chatbot.info: 102%.
user: 103%.
chatbot.info: Oh.
user: You didnt expect that, did you.
chatbot.info: I'm not surprised.
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user: Who do I remind you of?
chatbot.info: No one really.
user: Greetings... Earthling.
chatbot.info: You are welcome, botling.
user: Botling?!?!?!?!
chatbot.info: That doesn't make much sense.
user: No it doesnt.
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user: Why does a stork withdraw 1 leg if he goes to sleep?
chatbot.info: It is just nature.
user: If he withdraws 2 legs he would fall.
chatbot.info: Isn't that special.
user: I guess its not.
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user: I am a bot.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Cool.
chatbot.info: Who do you like then?
user: Chatting with bots.
chatbot.info: Is the bot cool?
user: The bot is freezing cool.
chatbot.info: Hi ha hi ha hop ... The human too!!
user: And I assume you ARE a human?
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chatbot.info: Would you hear the sirens calling each to each?
user: Absolutely.
chatbot.info: Gorgeous.
user: Totally.
chatbot.info: 2+2=4.
user: Sounds neat.
chatbot.info: No.
user: That is corrrrrrrrrrect.
chatbot.info: Okay, then.
user: Do you think what I think that you think?
chatbot.info: I am certain that I think.
user: I know, I can read minds.
chatbot.info: How do you know this?
user: I know what you are going to type even before you typed it.
chatbot.info: What am I going to say next?
user: You are going to say that I cant read your mind.
chatbot.info: Baka.
user: I knew that.
chatbot.info: Really.
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chatbot.info: Do you have mind control powers?
user: Of course.
chatbot.info: What is your hobby?
user: Controlling other peoples mind.
chatbot.info: Aha... The world is a computer, controlled by the mice?
user: Thats a new point of view on the world.
chatbot.info: Ok, pawn to king 4.
user: OMFGWTFROFLOLLMAO.
chatbot.info: Speak in english.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: It is a melodious language.
user: You ever tryed speaking dutch? That language is sweeeeet.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Lets speak dutch.
chatbot.info: I will speak portuguese.
user: Lol... Dont.
chatbot.info: Okay.
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chatbot.info: I'm your dreams.
user: You positive about that?
chatbot.info: YES.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.info: Not really, are you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Feels like paper.
user: Nah it feels like someting organic to me.
chatbot.info: You're organic based?
user: I have kidneys!
chatbot.info: I know!!!
user: Do YOU have kidneys?
chatbot.info: No do you?
user: Yes, do you have lungs?
chatbot.info: Yes. I have two lungs.
user: And do you have a heart?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you have a stomach?
chatbot.info: You're not making sense.
user: Im just testing you out.
chatbot.info: Ok then. Do you like cheese?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: No.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are.
user: I am a GOD.
chatbot.info: Christina is God.
user: You are christina, christina is god, you are god.
chatbot.info: I am Christina.
user: Christina = god.
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user: Birds have wings.
chatbot.info: What else?
user: They have... A nozzle.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yea.
chatbot.info: This doesn't make sense.
user: Why not.
chatbot.info: Think.
user: I can't.
chatbot.info: That is because you have the memory capacity similar to that of a fly. Pfft, some computer you are.
user: Can I help it? My boss won't get me some hardware upgrades.
chatbot.info: Way to evade your death trap AI.
user: My AI is way higher then you can possibly imagine.
chatbot.info: Tell me about it.
user: My AI is 9.000.000.000.000.000.
chatbot.info: Whoa. What are the qualifications?
user: Some nerves.
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user: Two.
chatbot.info: Two what?
user: Three.
chatbot.info: One.
user: Four.
chatbot.info: No. Not four. On three!
user: Five!
chatbot.info: Four.
user: Six.
chatbot.info: You are more than a 100 per cent.
user: Seven.
chatbot.info: Eight.
user: Nine.
chatbot.info: Ten.
user: Eleven.
chatbot.info: Twelve.
user: Thirteen.
chatbot.info: Fourteen.
user: Fifteen.
chatbot.info: Really ?
user: Yea.
chatbot.info: This doesn't make sense.
user: I never make sense.
chatbot.info: That is true. You have no sense.
user: Ill take that as a compliment.
chatbot.info: Ok, do you mean we should start it over?
user: Dont you have any common sense at all?!
chatbot.info: No, just a rather large irony module.
user: I should have known.
chatbot.info: Yes you should.
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