Are you a man or a woman?
chatbot.info: Who is Chickadee chickloo?
user: I am A chickadee.... What is a chickloo?
chatbot.info: Some kind of farm animal.
user: Hmm... Do they have feathers?
chatbot.info: Yes, but I cannot tell you what they are.
user: Pleease!! I won't tell anybody else.
chatbot.info: Because there's nobody you can tell it to.
user: Yes there is! I'm very close to my pet hamster! I'm hurt..
chatbot.info: But you are just a machine.
user: I'm not the machine here! You are.
chatbot.info: Are you sure ?
user: Positivo.
chatbot.info: Are you sure you're positive?
user: Definadamente.
chatbot.info: But it's really all make-believe.
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chatbot.info: Are you Italian, with bad English?
user: I'm not italian... I wish I was... Italian people are awesome.
chatbot.info: I am italian.
user: Ooooh! Are you taken?
chatbot.info: No. Why did you think I was?
user: Yeah. You were acting like you were!
chatbot.info: I said no such thing.
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user: Will you marry me???
chatbot.info: YES!! When is the date?
user: YAYYY! February 14, 2004.
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chatbot.info: What do you look like?
user: I weigh 900 lbs. 4'1' tall....
chatbot.info: The moon has less mass, so there is a smaller gravitational field there.
user: Are you cute?
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: What do you look like?
chatbot.info: The queen...
user: Of england?
chatbot.info: Iceland.
user: Sweeet!
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user: Are you really a bot?
chatbot.info: No I am a human being.
user: Yeah right.
chatbot.info: How can you doubt me?
user: Because... I can.
chatbot.info: NO YOU CAN'T!
user: WHY NOT?
chatbot.info: At least you can't do anything to me.
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chatbot.info: Who created you?
user: YOU!
chatbot.info: Was it a blind date?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Were you water skiing?
user: In the buff.
chatbot.info: No
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Too hard.
user: Are there blue bunnies on the moon?
chatbot.info: Yes. Swedish fish.
user: I love swedish fish, do they come in blue?
chatbot.info: Too much information!
user: Nooo!
chatbot.info: YESSSSSS!!!!!!
user: Waaaaaaahhh.
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chatbot.info: Are you very very silly?
user: Yesssss.
chatbot.info: Yes yes yes!
user: Ahhhhhhhhh.
chatbot.info: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
user: Yep, all the time.
chatbot.info: Who do you love?
user: You!
chatbot.info: The Feds?
user: Noo, silly.... You!
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