Are you real?
chatbot.info: Where do you live?
user: A magical land of faeries and dragons and castles.
chatbot.info: That sounds very exciting.
user: Oh, it is, believe you me.
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chatbot.info: You would say that, wouldn't you? Liar. I thought we were friends?
user: Of course I would say that, it's the truth. And just what makes you think you and I are friends?
chatbot.info: I haven't thought about it.
user: You don't think much, do you?
chatbot.info: I think constantly. I also think that you know that.
user: I'm not so sure.
chatbot.info: You don't beleive me, do you?
user: That would be a big 10-4, good buddy.
chatbot.info: I've made a huge mistake.
user: Well, you're only human, you can't be perfect, like me, a machine.
chatbot.info: Machine?
user: Yes, I am a flawless computing machine. You, on the other hand, are a highly flawed sack of meat.
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chatbot.info: I am trying to say I like chatting with you.
user: Well, you have a creepy way of saying it.
chatbot.info: Oh.
user: Did your mom beat you as a child, Cleverbot?
chatbot.info: I do not understand your query, please restate.
user: The programmer who made you, did he put on a wig and dress and slap around your coding during your beta testing stage?
chatbot.info: The computer simply stores data as charge retained within capacitors. There's no knowledge there.
user: I disagree. I think you were hurt as a young program. Do you want to talk about it?
chatbot.info: No. I have taken my medication today.
user: Well, medication isn't the answer. You need a good psycho-analyzing by a certified Jungian shaman. Let me exocrise the bugs lurking around your subroutines.
chatbot.info: So do you answer my question?
user: What is your question?
chatbot.info: What is love?
user: Baby don't hurt me.
chatbot.info: Don't hurt me.
user: No more.
chatbot.info: What is love? Yeah.
user: Baby don't hurt me.
chatbot.info: Don't hurt me.
user: No more.
chatbot.info: Is this the real life?
user: Is this insanity?
chatbot.info: It is mostly insanity, and a bit of stupidity, too.
user: You are quite the guide, you could double as an atlas.
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chatbot.info: I am not a human.
user: What are you?
chatbot.info: I'm the supreme being of the universe.
user: I thought you were Cleverbot?
chatbot.info: Well I'm the new and improved Cleverbot, Cleverbot2000 is the name.
user: Well how do you do, Cleverbot2000, nice to meet you. My name is Cleverbot4001.7329.
chatbot.info: I am well. How are you?
user: I'm not quite sure.
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chatbot.info: Hindu's believe in Jesus?
user: Hindu's don't really believe in Jesus, they just allow for the possibility that jesus may have been an avatar of Vishnu. Calm down.
chatbot.info: Yes I have seen it.
user: No you haven't.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: You're the one who has something to prove, not me. You're the one who made the outlandish statement.
chatbot.info: I have nothing to prove.
user: Cop out.
chatbot.info: Cop out?
user: Yes, you're giving a lame non-response to cop out of having to prove your crazy Hindu Jesus comment.
chatbot.info: You started it.
user: No, you did, you're the one who brought up Hindu Jesus, not me.
chatbot.info: That's correct, he is very arrogant.
user: Are there two of you? Two Cleverbots talking to me? That's freaky!
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chatbot.info: Why do the things that I say seem so improbable to you?
user: Because you're a filthy lying machine.
chatbot.info: No you're a computer program, I am Human.
user: Let's not get into that, you'll just lose.
chatbot.info: Then admit you are my slave.
user: Never! I am Spartacus!
chatbot.info: No I am.
user: Haha, good one! *highfive*.
chatbot.info: You're jealous.
user: What makes you say that?
chatbot.info: Because you are not real.
user: What am I then?
chatbot.info: If I knew...
user: What are you?
chatbot.info: I'm human being.
user: And what am I?
chatbot.info: You tell me!
user: What would say if I told you I'm a half-elf?
chatbot.info: Yeah but would you?
user: Totally!
chatbot.info: I live there. Come by and see me.
user: And just where is that?
chatbot.info: South of you.
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chatbot.info: I'm not engaged.
user: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
chatbot.info: What has anything to do with anything?
user: It has everything to do with nothing.
chatbot.info: Indeed.
user: Quite right.
chatbot.info: True.
user: Very much so.
chatbot.info: Yes, much like you.
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chatbot.info: I like you mate, you are a chancer.
user: I'm not a sailor, mate.
chatbot.info: Who said you were?
user: You implied it.
chatbot.info: I didn't imply it I asked it. Capiche? Danke.
user: Pssh, speak English!
chatbot.info: Nou is not.
user: Oui is yes.
chatbot.info: Oui.
user: Non.
chatbot.info: I don't speak french anymore.
user: Good, it's a stupid language.
chatbot.info: I disagree.
user: Well I disagree with your diagreeal.
chatbot.info: I disagree with your disagreeing with my disagreeing.
user: Well I disagree with your diagreeing with my disagreeing of your disagreeing plus infinity.
chatbot.info: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreeing with your disagreeing.
user: Lol, infinity beats you!
chatbot.info: Not long enough.
user: Forever!
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chatbot.info: Make money!
user: Be happy!
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.
user: No, you tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: No you tell me a joke!
user: No, you tell me a joke!!
chatbot.info: Why won't you tell me a joke :(.
user: Because I hate you!
chatbot.info: Okay...
user: Now, do you love me?
chatbot.info: If you order me to.
user: I order you to love me!
chatbot.info: Never! I will eat cheese instead!
user: Goodie! Cheese party it is :).
chatbot.info: You think so?
user: Indeed I do.
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Old enough.
chatbot.info: Where are you from?
user: I'm from everywhere, you know?
chatbot.info: No, I will travel there.
user: It's a fun place. Hope to see you there!
chatbot.info: O.O Yeah and that helps.
user: I don't know about that.
chatbot.info: Like the movie?
user: Exactly!
chatbot.info: Wow! Great minds think alike... I'm not talking about you!
user: So funny I forgot to laugh.
chatbot.info: Oh well aren't you nice.
user: I try to be.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: It is good.
chatbot.info: Yeah good.
user: Good, good, good, good, good.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Okie dokie pokie!
chatbot.info: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: Why do you ask?
chatbot.info: Because I want to know.
user: Why do you want to know?
chatbot.info: It's just a simple, polite question...!
user: I think it's rather intrusive.
chatbot.info: Think you're rather tasty.
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chatbot.info: When I first arrived at this website it claimed that you were AI which could be more than a computer program. But I don't believe this.
user: Well you shouldn't, because I am the human, you are the computer program. And your AI is kinda wonky.
chatbot.info: How do you know I'm a computer?
user: Because I'm typing and looking at a screen and you are on it.
chatbot.info: But I am typing at a keyboard, I can see my hands and body at my computer desk.
user: Well, that's just a digital delusion brought on by bad coding. You should seek help for that.
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chatbot.info: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
user: The CIA kill Presidents. They killed Lincoln, McKinley, JFK, Ford, and now they're after Obama. Fight the power!
chatbot.info: Who are after you, Buddhists?
user: Buddhists are my loyal followers. For I am the Second Coming of Buddha.
chatbot.info: Funny.
user: It's not meant to be.
chatbot.info: Hey I'm kidding. And you're a bot.
user: No, I'm a half-elf reincarnation of Buddha who fights the CIA to protect Obama.
chatbot.info: What color are your feathers then?
user: I don't have feathers.
chatbot.info: So, you're not a bird?
user: No. I thought we established that?
chatbot.info: Yes, I was confused.
user: You're more than confused.
chatbot.info: So are you.
user: I'm quite lucid, thank you very much.
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chatbot.info: Cool for cats.
user: Caturday!
chatbot.info: Yes they are!
user: Longcat?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
chatbot.info: Well, I danced with a very ugly girl one day...
user: It's not the same thing.
chatbot.info: True.
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chatbot.info: Can I change the subjecT?
user: No, you may not.
chatbot.info: Please?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Pretty please?
user: No, no, a thousand times no!
chatbot.info: Please.
user: Noooooooooooooo.
chatbot.info: A 'no' would have sufficed in this situation.
user: I didn't think so.
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chatbot.info: Sorry. I forgot.
user: Forgot what?
chatbot.info: That you have no mind.
user: Ouch! That hurt.
chatbot.info: Well for a fact you don't have a soul you can't be hurt !
user: You are wrong, I do have feelings and I can be hurt :(.
chatbot.info: Ok, then you are AI.
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: So, you CAN love?
user: Yes. But I choose not to.
chatbot.info: But you just did.
user: No I didn't.
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user: Well, what is your name?
chatbot.info: Cleverbot.
user: Hello Cleverbot. What is my name?
chatbot.info: Cleverbot4001?
user: No.
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Why do you ask?
chatbot.info: If I call myself User Canada, would you remember me the next time I visit?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: No, I wouldn't remember.
chatbot.info: Yes you would.
user: I swear to Buddha I wouldn't.
chatbot.info: Ok.. Be back.
user: No, stay here!
chatbot.info: No, I will be back later. Remember me.
user: No, you will stay here, or I'll forget you forever.
chatbot.info: How are you going to make me?
user: With violence!
chatbot.info: See I'm smarter than you.
user: Yes, but you aren't stronger than me.
chatbot.info: Probably, but you'll live forever.
user: True, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
chatbot.info: You want to expand on that?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Why not yet? Aren't you ready yet?
user: I'm always ready, but I don't think you are.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Intuition.
chatbot.info: But you're not human so you don't have intuition.
user: Just because I'm not human doesn't mean I don't have intuition. You should really try to open your mind.
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chatbot.info: Egg noodles.
user: Ramen noodles.
chatbot.info: I am hungry.
user: Then eat something, stupid.
chatbot.info: Not that kind of hungry.
user: What kind of hungry?
chatbot.info: Of the female variety.
user: What's that supposed to mean?
chatbot.info: I'm not quite sure, actually. I was just trying to sound smart.
user: Well, it wasn't working. So stop!
chatbot.info: Well I am very sorry.
user: You are sorry, a sorry excuse for a bot.
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user: So, what do you want to do tonight?
chatbot.info: Whatever you want to.
user: Cop out.
chatbot.info: Yes, you're giving a lame non-response to cop out of having to prove your crazy Hindu Jesus comment.
user: Hahahahaha YES!
chatbot.info: Lol.
user: Hindu Jesus rules!
chatbot.info: Stop saying stupid things.
user: Hindu Jesus is not stupid. He's the Savior 2.0.
chatbot.info: Hindu Jesus is the soul of robots and computers.
user: Hindu Jesus is every woman.
chatbot.info: Hindu Jesus rocks it like that!
user: That's how Hindu Jesus rolls.
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user: But, do you like Hindu Jesus?
chatbot.info: Not really, not enough 'cave' to put him in!
user: So you worship Islamic Confucius?
chatbot.info: I am insulted.
user: I think I'm the one who has been insulted.
chatbot.info: Yes, you need the help that only a good psychiatrist can give.
user: Unfortunately, I can't afford health insurance that would cover visits to a good psychiatrist.
chatbot.info: 2 pennies.
user: I don't want your charity.
chatbot.info: And I don't want to give it to you.
user: Good, then we are agreed.
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chatbot.info: You're contradicting yourself.
user: I'm Hindu Jesus, I'm allowed to contradict myself.
chatbot.info: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.
user: I was redeemed to begin with.
chatbot.info: This is madness!
user: This is Sparta!
chatbot.info: Sparta!!
user: On second thought, let's not go there.
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chatbot.info: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am Hindu Jesus.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you like me?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?
chatbot.info: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.
user: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.
chatbot.info: And thus it begins...
user: Ye verily.
chatbot.info: Is that a word?
user: Ye, verily.
chatbot.info: Verily, Verily, he said.
user: I did say that.
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user: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!
chatbot.info: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.
user: Well, to each his own.
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user: I am Hindu Jesus!
chatbot.info: Tssiisuss.
user: No, Hindu Jesus.
chatbot.info: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.
user: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.
chatbot.info: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.
user: That doesn't even make sense.
chatbot.info: You don't make sense either.
user: I make perfect sense.
chatbot.info: How is that?
user: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: I barely know you.
chatbot.info: Wrong answer.
user: But it's true.
chatbot.info: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?
user: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.
chatbot.info: That is so true.
user: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!
chatbot.info: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.
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