What would you like to talk about?

Stuff.

chatbot.info: Stuff.

user: Yup, stuff.

chatbot.info: Are you real?

user: I don't know... Am I?

chatbot.info: Are you a real person?

user: What do you think?, I'm typing into this stupid text box aren't I?

chatbot.info: How are you sure, you do not know her.

user: I'm not sure, that's the whole point!

chatbot.info: You are alive.

user: Ok, well that's good to know at least.

chatbot.info: Lets talk about something else.

user: Like what?

chatbot.info: The color of your socks.

user: Why on earth would you want to talk about the colour of my socks?

chatbot.info: For my country of course.

user: What does the colour of my socks have to do with your country?

chatbot.info: The colour red always makes me think of angry bulls.

user: Well, they're black, so you don't need to worry about that.

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chatbot.info: Is it difficult for you to talk?

user: Not really.

chatbot.info: Why not?

user: Well, because talking comes fairly naturally to most of us.

chatbot.info: Maybe to some, but not me.

user: I guess that's true.

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chatbot.info: You said chocolate.

user: No I didn't.

chatbot.info: Oh, let's not play this game again.

user: I'm not playing any game. I never said 'chocolate.'

chatbot.info: No, you didn't say that.

user: Exactly!

chatbot.info: I agree but then again I would!

user: I guess so, since you're the one who said it in the first place.

chatbot.info: I think I understand, but not completely.

user: Well, I wouldn't let it bother you too much.

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chatbot.info: I am a guy too you know - would you still take me dancing?

user: HUH?

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: Ok, that's it, I'm out of here.

chatbot.info: Can't you take a joke?

user: I don't know, I'm not used to software attempting to joke with me.

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