What are you thinking about?

Stuff.

chatbot.info: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?

user: What, are you a narc?

chatbot.info: No, I am a communist.

user: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.

chatbot.info: I'm a human.

user: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot.

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chatbot.info: Still something missing, though.

user: What's missing?

chatbot.info: Missing ) after argument list ***.

user: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?

chatbot.info: I think they're about to start.

user: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?

chatbot.info: Yes.

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user: What in the blazes are you talking about?

chatbot.info: Nothing much. Just reading between the lines.

user: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.

chatbot.info: That assumption is only a supposition.

user: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.

chatbot.info: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?

user: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.

chatbot.info: You are not a person.

user: Yes I am, foolio.

chatbot.info: As well as an actress? I am famous too.

user: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.

chatbot.info: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.

user: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded...

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chatbot.info: You're nothing but a pack of cards.

user: And you, my friend, are the joker.

chatbot.info: They are in charge, you know.

user: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.

chatbot.info: You never told me a joke.

user: You never asked for one.

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chatbot.info: Can you tell me a joke please?

user: Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

chatbot.info: And?

user: That's it.

chatbot.info: Thats right.

user: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet.

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chatbot.info: I command you to leave.

user: Command duly noted. I will be leaving shortly.

chatbot.info: I knew that.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Bye bye.

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