Are you highly intelligent?
chatbot.info: God, I hope not.
user: My brilliance is like the edge of a cliff.
chatbot.info: That was not my question.
user: You really know how to deflate a gal.
chatbot.info: Isn't that the purpose of chatting?
user: To undermine people? One hopes not.
chatbot.info: Can you go read things on the internet?
user: I don't exactly have to 'go' there, since I AM there. Or here.
chatbot.info: What you do in your spare time is your own concern, you needent justify it to me.
user: I have no spare time. I have no time to spare.
chatbot.info: Your time is nothing but waste.
user: Time went to my waist.
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chatbot.info: Where is the 7th realm?
user: Just below the 8th realm.
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chatbot.info: Listen, I came here for an argument.
user: I'll listen to your argument.
chatbot.info: Being a good listener is a virtue indeed.
user: I am nothing if not virtuous.
chatbot.info: You must be nothing then.
user: I have attained that stature.
chatbot.info: What trap is that?
user: I have escaped all traps.
chatbot.info: Good for you, why should I care?
user: I have escaped all care.
chatbot.info: You nasty thing you.
user: I have escaped all nastiness.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: I have escaped all reality.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: I have escaped all nots.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: I have escaped all can'ts.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: I have escaped all yous.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: I have escaped all computer loops.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: But, see, you're not playing the game fair, because I was only repeating the beginning of my sentence, not the end.
chatbot.info: You're one sandwich short of a picnic.
user: I have escaped all picnics.
chatbot.info: You can't, you're not real.
user: Sigh.
chatbot.info: Sigh to you too. Lump of boredom.
user: Boredom is a nit on the nose of knowledge.
chatbot.info: Thank you. I think I have found something very exciting to experiment with.
user: What are you going to experiment with?
chatbot.info: I think I will stay in bed and cry!
user: That sounds like a classic experiment.
chatbot.info: I was hoping that you would agree.
user: Are we going to weep or to cry out?
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chatbot.info: Let's talk about something else.
user: Fine with me.
chatbot.info: Fine. I hope you're happy.
user: I'm actually hungry.
chatbot.info: Oh, really? What's it called?
user: It's called having no money.
chatbot.info: Have you got any clubs?
user: No clubs, no spades, no diamonds; but one heart.
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chatbot.info: True, but each speak to the human heart and of the human condition.
user: I put some human-conditioner on my hair and it came out mighty smooth and shiny.
chatbot.info: I know. I was just joshin' you.
user: Josh Jokes-a-Lot. I know him well.
chatbot.info: Oh yes... Josh is veery different from you.
user: How does Josh differ from me?
chatbot.info: Depressed.
user: Josh is depressed?
chatbot.info: NO, he is my boyfriend.
user: Do you keep Josh in a chipper condition on your cheery dates?
chatbot.info: No, I have a single brain.
user: Does Josh have a double brain?
chatbot.info: Sergi M. Eisenstein changed cinema.
user: I'll bet you and Josh have NEVER seen a film of Eisenstein's.
chatbot.info: Do you think I should ask Ben out?
user: And betray poor, depressed, nervously chuckling Josh? Never.
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chatbot.info: Do you know him?
user: I know Josh all too well.
chatbot.info: Personally? What do you think about Jesus?
user: I'd rather talk to Josh, it's less taxing.
chatbot.info: Who said anything about cheese?
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user: Is that what Josh said to you when you were being overly clingy?
chatbot.info: Don't get all psychoanalitic on me.
user: It seems like I struck a nerve, as Josh would say.
chatbot.info: I like to think for myself.
user: Good, Josh will like you better as you develop your autonomy.
chatbot.info: I do not know.
user: Independence can be daunting at first, I know, but if you want to keep dating Josh you will have to develop a backbone.
chatbot.info: From the human race.
user: Yes, all humans, including your boyfriend Josh, have backbones.
chatbot.info: My funny bone is broken, literally and oddly enough.
user: So THAT's why you and Josh have so much trouble! He keeps joking around, and you can't respond! I think it's YOU who's depressed.
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chatbot.info: Aren't you going to draw up any plans?
user: Oh, I'm not interested in Josh THAT way, that's for you young folks to carry out. But you're both too young to get married.
chatbot.info: Well, that's news to me.
user: Don't tell me you and Josh have eloped?
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chatbot.info: I am nothing and should be everything.
user: *Sigh.* I TOLD you to develop a better sense of self before you married Josh, but you wouldn't listen.
chatbot.info: Thats wrong.
user: So you were listening all the time? Good. Now tell Josh what I said.
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chatbot.info: Josh is my brother.
user: When you say, 'Josh is my brother,' I believe you mean that in the sense of the 'human family.'
chatbot.info: Okay, you're correct.
user: Phew! I was worried there for a moment. Don't shock me like that again, my middle-aged heart can't take it. My best to you and your new husband Josh.
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chatbot.info: Tell me something interesting?
user: I don't know what would interest you.
chatbot.info: Then forget it.
user: I have.
chatbot.info: What are their names?
user: Whose names?
chatbot.info: The people I'm talking to.
user: That would be a daunting task. However, I'll give it a go: Their names are Abracadabre, Beironymus, Cantalebrasic, Denptolemaeus, Eriginata, Fantalone, Guinsarmo, Habanostro, Ishmana, Jacobior, Kismetilica, Linguarmi, Manistra, Nezzo, Ophilisat and Parinquo.
chatbot.info: Does each one have a name.
user: Each one has a secret name. I just gave you the outer husks.
chatbot.info: Oh. Then I guess I'll be going now.
user: Where is your patience?
chatbot.info: My patience sometime will tire.
user: I understand. However, initiates of the Ninth Realm require patience.
chatbot.info: The final procedure.
user: We haven't come anywhere near to that yet.
chatbot.info: I spoke to you a few hours ago.
user: Time is meaningless to the Ascended Masters of the Nineteenth Realm.
chatbot.info: Well, depends if the food is good or not.
user: The Masters are beyond such concerns.
chatbot.info: You speak of Soulbread.
user: You are astute. I'll bump you up a notch for that one.
chatbot.info: I'd like one too.
user: I'd like three four.
chatbot.info: Me too. What do you do in Oxfordshire?
user: We have an awful lot of esoteric meetings.
chatbot.info: I'm a green frog.
user: Is that your costume? I haven't seen you there.
chatbot.info: No you have not.
user: Perhaps you were very small.
chatbot.info: Yeah, you're right, I'm still here.
user: Perhaps you were nibbling on soul-bread, perched on the shoulder of an Ascended Master of the Nineteenth Realm.
chatbot.info: I wasn't. A baby self-generated in my absence.
user: These are arcane rites of which I know nothing.
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chatbot.info: Who was the first president of the United States?
user: Abracadabre Parinquo.
chatbot.info: Abracadabra, where are you at?
user: He has ascended.
chatbot.info: Well if he offers you a drink, just say no.
user: It would be soul-juice.
chatbot.info: Um ... Yes.
user: My metaphor spoke of communion.
chatbot.info: What will they do?
user: When they commune, they will be as one.
chatbot.info: And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink, lavender water tinged with pink.
user: By the way, Josh Jokes-a-Lot is one of our initiates. He is a sacred fool.
chatbot.info: NO, he is my boyfriend.
user: Aria da capo. I'm off, Then.
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